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| Topic: If life gives you..... | |
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Realize that you're not and drive on.
If life clogs your chimney... |
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Play fiddler on the roof
When life gives you 42 |
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Retire that number because it was worn by Jackie Robinson.
When life gives you a root canal... |
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Have a ready supply of anesthetics
If life takes away electricity.... |
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Let you neanderthal instincts kick in.
When life doesn't deliver your newspaper... |
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Make your own news up for the day...
When life gives you an icy bite in the bum... |
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defrost
when life gives you a one way ticket |
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..Make sure it's a circular trip..
When life gives you many friends to play word games with.. |
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get a thesaurus
when life points left |
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It's a trap! Go right!
If life surrounds you with idiots... |
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I knew it! Haha
Either blend in or stand out If life puts you in a compromising situation |
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Don't compromise.
When life breaks your crayons.... |
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...use markers.
If life retrieves your long lost love... |
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Make sure your long lost love isn't a long lost love for a good reason.
When life tells lies... |
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...try to understand why it lied.
If life gives you a new train set... |
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Play songs about trains while you set it up.
When life sends your mom to prison... |
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...really? My mom, how did you know?
If life lets your enemies escape from prison... |
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You are probably a 1920's gangster.
When life breaks both of your wrists.... |
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...you're in trouble if you gotta pee
If life drives you around the wrong block... |
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Remember the directions.
When life splits your wood.... |
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