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| Topic: If life gives you..... | |
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It's basically the same as giving you losing numbers on the right day.
When life inspires you to do something big... |
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Just do it
When life opens a portal to another dimension |
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Step into it!
When life gives you plenty of targets and ammunition... |
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Find cover and start shooting
When life gives you more than you can chew |
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Cut it into chewable sized pieces.
When life stacks the deck... |
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Shuffle and deal
When life gives you missing ingredients |
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Create a new recipe.
If life tells a joke that isn't funny more than once.... |
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...don't laugh
If life makes you a pancake as large as your plate... |
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Make sure you have enough syrup!
When life just p!$$es you off.... |
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...be thankful knowing it will pass.
If life confuses the hell out of you.... |
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Look for the simple answer.
If life rings your bell... |
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...open the door.
If life allows you to reproduce... |
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Don't breed 'em unless you can feed 'em.
If life hides your car keys... |
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...screw it, walk.
If life grows two big ole set of balls... |
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Play with them?
  
When life pets your dog.... |
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Let it
When life gives you lemonade |
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Turn it back into lemons!
When life doesn't take down its Christmas lights until April... |
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...then you know spring has sprung.
If life tints your windows... |
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You can get away with more because people can't see in.
When life makes a joke at your expense... |
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Roll with the punches and laugh....
If life makes you feel like an idiot..... |
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