Topic: If life gives you..... | |
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...make sure Gene Kelly is there to watch
If life starts slow... |
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Edited by
keegan1965
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Mon 02/16/15 11:17 AM
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make sure there are alot of great parts If life turns the music up.... |
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Sing along!
When life puts your favorite band on a stage in your yard.... |
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...have a block party.
If life gives you a new snowmobile... |
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Pray for snow!
If life sinks your battleship.... |
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then buy a sail boat. If life leaves you breathless.... |
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You could be dead!
When life derails your train... |
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Follow the tracks..
When life gives you a lonely Canadian Family Day... |
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meet up with friends and have a blast.. When life gives you a day off.... |
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Enjoy it!
When life gives you a spirited debate.... |
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Win at all costs!
If life f***s you over........ |
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F**k back and f**k it up.
When life gives you 15% off on your car insurance.... |
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Call Geico
If life gets you down...... |
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Get up because someone loves you.
When life plays Detroit Rock City.... |
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Give it a big KISS....
When life gives you unfair judgement.. |
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Fairness is a myth anyway.
When life gives you a Tonka truck... |
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...go play like you were a kid again.
If life burdens you with arachnophobia... |
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Ask me. I'll kill your spiders.
If life gives you an intellectual inferior to debate against..... |
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...don't get to cocky because they just might be learning while you're laughing.
If life smashes your favorite toy... |
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..Pick up the pieces and create a new one...
If life gives you a box of chocolates.. |
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