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Now that I have your attention lets post funny innuendos!
"I'ma butter your biscuit!" "Knocking the water out the hot tub!" "Busting bed springs" "Knocking boots" |
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tossing salad
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tossing salad Thats filthy! I like it! |
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Mel Kiss My Grits |
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testing the springs on the van
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Bumpin' uglies
. Slammin' hams. . Snakin' the pipes. |
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Lips with no face.
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would you like me to refill that for you ?
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Slamming the jam
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Don't come a knocking when the car is a rocking
Put the car into the garage Clean out the pipes |
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Eating some red snapper
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Edited by
d__u__b
on
Fri 09/12/14 07:51 AM
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in you end?
OH!!! |
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Hosin' down your barn door
Gettin' out my pitch fork and pokin' your hay I like to sink her with my pink torpedo |
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Parking the bus.
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* scribbles in notebook *
And hastily deletes "eating red snapper", suddenly lost her appetite I remember 'furry cup' but with the full Brazilians being mandatory, I spose furry cups have gone extinct. |
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Wanna take a swing on the sweet chalchichi?
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Edited by
JOHNN111
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Fri 09/12/14 08:29 AM
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๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝFirst we'll get hammered, then we'll screw. ~Carpenter on innuendo
"Bedspring Boogie" "playing hide the sausage" |
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muff scuba
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"The hot beef injection"
ok I'm done now |
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