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Topic: Sexual innuendo.
Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sat 09/13/14 01:13 PM
I do think green would be rather off-putting :/ They don't glow in the dark Crystal! Hi Leigh! Glow in the dark .. hmmm ... of all the things I've done ... never done / seen that. Also not sure if I missed out on something? You need to rent the movie "Skin Deep" staring the late John Ritter...It's hilarious...

Serverousprime Joined Tue 08/05/14 Posts: 1502	Sat 09/13/14 01:40 PM
I do think green would be rather off-putting :/ They don't glow in the dark Crystal! Hi Leigh! Glow in the dark .. hmmm ... of all the things I've done ... never done / seen that. Also not sure if I missed out on something? You need to rent the movie "Skin Deep" staring the late John Ritter...It's hilarious... There are ones that do glow in the dark, it can be a bit funny. They worked wonders in raves, not that I have any personal knowledge of that. I'll keep the movie in mind though.

Mortica7 Joined Sun 02/10/13 Posts: 120	Sat 09/13/14 01:44 PM
I was so naive when I heard.... I'll put my hotdog in your bun I'll put my meat in your taco I had to ask my older brother what it meant, needless to say he walked to school with me the rest of the year ;D

stingraycity Joined Thu 09/04/14 Posts: 730	Sat 09/13/14 01:49 PM
I was so naive when I heard.... I'll put my hotdog in your bun I'll put my meat in your taco I had to ask my older brother what it meant, needless to say he walked to school with me the rest of the year ;D lol

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sat 09/13/14 02:24 PM
Nice guys finish last..

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24714	Sat 09/13/14 02:26 PM
Sexual Innuendos are for cunning linguists. I consider myself a master of many tongues.

fleta_n_mach Joined Tue 06/24/14 Posts: 3509	Sat 09/13/14 02:45 PM Edited by fleta_n_mach on Sat 09/13/14 02:45 PM
Sexual Innuendos are for cunning linguists. I consider myself a master of many tongues. OMG, is that the mother of all pick up lines!

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33397	Sat 09/13/14 04:38 PM
Sexual Innuendos are for cunning linguists. I consider myself a master of many tongues. Not sure how it'd do as a pick up line but it sure did make me laugh

FunnyJ Joined Mon 08/25/14 Posts: 426	Sat 09/13/14 04:59 PM
The horizontal hula. The no hands clap. Playing bible bingo. (there is more variety of deviant sex in the bible than 50 shades of grey.) Kiss the lips and rock them hips! Playing just the tip. Say you won't then stay in and let it rip. Ouch ouch, your on my hair.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24714	Sat 09/13/14 05:12 PM Edited by Beachfarmer on Sat 09/13/14 05:10 PM
Sexual Innuendos are for cunning linguists. I consider myself a master of many tongues. OMG, is that the mother of all pick up lines! Ya had to put the MILF in the middle there? OH!........wait!

Pinkbunny43 Joined Sun 05/12/13 Posts: 26547	Sat 09/13/14 05:16 PM
What time do you get off? Can I watch?.......

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24714	Sat 09/13/14 05:18 PM
What time do you get off? Can I watch?....... Can I put a watch on any chosen appendage and time when?

fleta_n_mach Joined Tue 06/24/14 Posts: 3509	Sat 09/13/14 05:20 PM
Sexual Innuendos are for cunning linguists. I consider myself a master of many tongues. OMG, is that the mother of all pick up lines! Ya had to put the MILF in the middle there? OH!........wait! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooh! ha. I was always in the middle somewhere, always. Running away now! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24714	Sat 09/13/14 05:55 PM
During my earlier Sexual Innuendo.......I wasn't feeling NEARLY as Virile! So therefore The Gag was lost.

fleta_n_mach Joined Tue 06/24/14 Posts: 3509	Sat 09/13/14 06:29 PM
Words not spoken are a beautiful thing to waste.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 09/13/14 06:31 PM


Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24714	Sat 09/13/14 06:31 PM


fleta_n_mach Joined Tue 06/24/14 Posts: 3509	Sat 09/13/14 06:34 PM
***** Liqur-Rob Zombie Just waitin on that response, eh? Aye.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24714	Sat 09/13/14 06:34 PM
Words not spoken are a beautiful thing to waste. a very fine touche'

fleta_n_mach Joined Tue 06/24/14 Posts: 3509	Sat 09/13/14 06:44 PM
Very fine touching is good too.