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Topic: Sexual innuendo.
fleta_n_mach Joined Tue 06/24/14 Posts: 3509	Sun 09/14/14 11:14 AM
A beautiful hind is a terrible thing to waste. I'm not always dislexic. It's the eyes. He said, "You have something in your eye. Nope, it was just a sparkle."

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Sun 09/14/14 11:16 AM
A hand in the bush beats hell out of a bird in the hand.

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 09/14/14 11:23 AM
^^Bushwacker...

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Sun 09/14/14 11:45 AM
Squeaky wheel gets the grease...Oops, wait!!!! .....No, no, on second thought... A bird in hand is worth two in the bush? NO!!!....A bird in the bush is worth WAY more than anything done by hand! Yep

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Sun 09/14/14 11:53 AM
^^Bushwacker... whacka, whacka, whacka, ahhhh'

Happiness2U Joined Thu 06/19/14 Posts: 2504	Sun 09/14/14 12:14 PM
OMG! I just fell off my chair!!

mysticalview21 Joined Sat 06/28/14 Posts: 5462	Sun 09/14/14 12:31 PM
op can't think of any right now but I did realize... there are no topics on sex and relationships in the forums ... but innuendos! are

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Sun 09/14/14 08:39 PM
Gettin'skull,- givin' skull Sink the pink]...how could I have forgotten that one. Listening to that AC~DC song blasting out of every muscle cars window in the spring in grade 12 as I majored in the parking lot. Studies in Tetrohydrocannabinal and thoughts of having many fall field trips and forest trips to study Psilocyin and the fly agaric family. Great debates in how to dress the Amanita Muscarua for cooking class. Very educational, loved them trips~ pretty colours

Jesusprincessmt Joined Fri 06/21/13 Posts: 11882	Sun 09/14/14 09:04 PM
Not big on tattoos, but this one is hilarious!

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 09/14/14 09:09 PM
ok one of the guys at work uses this one... . I am going to feel you so full of meat... you are going to think you're Wawa.. it's a meat locker.... . I know .... back to the corner PhD..

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Sun 09/14/14 09:10 PM
Stay tuned to channel 69 News! Connie Lingus & Phil Acchio will give you the blow by blow report!

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Sun 09/14/14 09:18 PM


Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Sun 09/14/14 09:20 PM
Kermy......are you still my big green one?

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 09/14/14 09:32 PM Edited by no1phD on Sun 09/14/14 09:33 PM
all I want to know!! is how did you get a picture ^^,of me . out on a date.. Lmao..

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Sun 09/14/14 09:33 PM
she can be wild yes yes yes

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Mon 09/15/14 09:00 AM
i love my set of warm pillows

mazinow Joined Tue 09/16/14 Posts: 1	Tue 09/16/14 05:20 AM
evre

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Tue 09/16/14 07:14 AM Edited by kc0003 on Tue 09/16/14 07:43 AM
if you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Tue 09/16/14 07:38 AM Edited by willing2 on Tue 09/16/14 07:43 AM
Gotta' lick it before ya stick it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LLWVqUZvT0

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Tue 09/16/14 07:39 AM
In the 70s actual quote by dj.... "...and here's Dolly Parton with 2 of the biggest hits in the country." (hint...say it fast)