Topic:
LOTTO
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Always be nice to people who play the lottery
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ron popeil had that solution... the vacuum cleaner clippers He had something for the balding patch at the back of the head too... spray paint Ron Popeil is a true world problem solver |
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Topic:
Alienstock.
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Extratesticles
You sayin they have an extra nut? |
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Mort de Rire |
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Topic:
No Posting Allowed - part 4
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It's called the dead cat bounce Look what the dead cat dragged in |
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I bet if you didn't talk to it a bit, and just put a bag on its head.
and left it in a corner most of the time, It wouldn't be happy. Probably sulk and want expensive upgrades. |
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You come out wrapped in a towel. saying " ah darling you are here"
Who would talk to a sex robot? that's just so wrong |
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Do these things have reverse option? asking for a friend
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I saw him at the airport, ,,, with Kelly He could be in the dungeon doing this.. Either he's listening to status quo or she's ramming a rabbit up his derry aire Whole new meaning to Down the dustpipe.. "Up the wazoo" comes to mind |
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Topic:
No Posting Allowed - part 4
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It's called the dead cat bounce
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I can explain Well giddy up lil lady, it must have been bad, they deleted your arse off the thread.... again The whole bar looks polished up except the knobs? KitKat? |
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Tyre marks, Scoobs bar, dees mums partay…
I'm always the last to know, sounds like a hell of a good time, brb going to read up on it |
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Even the goddam Taliban don't do that chit
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Sex robot with racing stripes or flames, I'd tap that
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Urban legend has it that there's a guy who had a kidney taken while he slept after some date.
I like my kidneys where they are |
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Bless you
And the sandman? |
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Edited by
JOHNN111
on
Thu 08/22/19 07:33 AM
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no, just the boogieman sometimes
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Oh that... just a visitor log book
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You don't understand, I NEED to get the hell outa here lol
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