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Spank the monkey
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May I diddle yo fiddle?
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C'mere baby, I'm going to take you places you've never been before...
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Ringin' her taco bell.
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Ima make you bounce like you're on a dryer......
.....and come out like comforters are on sale.......Baby |
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Fhat a Trucking Whip!
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i like snatching kisses, and vice versa ....
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Feedin' the kitty
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Do you need a box to put your toys in?
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You're all filthy!
I heard a gay guy call it knocking farts once. Poking pink. Laughing at labia. Low tummy tickles. Tackle the testicles. Cramming cervix. But most of the time my dates just call it either "wow" or "the best" |
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But most of the time my dates just call it either "wow" or "the best"
This should wake you up from that dream: |
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I understand your fear by that comment I made and it's ok! Think what you want and I'll know what I know.
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"A lube job"
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Hide the salami and beat the eggs
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Ever see a one eyed sperm whale?
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One eyed snake goes into the cave
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For my next trick, I need a condom and a volunteer....
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