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Topic: The 1 thing you don't want to hear from your" lover"..is
panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Thu 01/23/14 02:30 PM
OMG You were wonderful!! I wonder if I was ever that good..... When I was a man.

Argo Joined Mon 11/11/13 Posts: 12416	Thu 01/23/14 02:45 PM
I'm not clapping for your er^%tion, I'm trying to turn the lights off :P Hey Argo, hear all that clapping coming from upstairs ? oh i see, now You Got it....i'll make an appointment at the free clinic for you tomorrow....

Oleandra Joined Mon 05/27/13 Posts: 391	Thu 01/23/14 02:49 PM
When?

Chinablue0711 Joined Mon 01/20/14 Posts: 181	Thu 01/23/14 02:49 PM
Your appointment has been confirmed Mr Argos, 3rd floor Pediatrics Dept, they are used to small things

Argo Joined Mon 11/11/13 Posts: 12416	Thu 01/23/14 03:24 PM
Gee honey, that's an interesting place to get a tattoo of your home states name.. [[~~UTAH~~}) ...............................................i wish you could have been born in.... [[~~NEW HAMPSHIRE~~})

Chinablue0711 Joined Mon 01/20/14 Posts: 181	Thu 01/23/14 04:03 PM
ssshhhhhhh, inside voice

stueebaby Joined Sat 05/04/13 Posts: 5988	Thu 01/23/14 04:11 PM
Have u started yet ?

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 01/26/14 10:17 AM
I don't have change for a 20.. then that's going to be a problem then!! your ad said best...... 420...lol

Argo Joined Mon 11/11/13 Posts: 12416	Sun 01/26/14 11:47 AM
look Argo, you're welcome to stay in the spare room until you find another place but once Elizabeth moves in, the two of us will be taking the master bedroom.... we have plans for the garden-tub jacuzzi, and they don't include you....

stueebaby Joined Sat 05/04/13 Posts: 5988	Sun 01/26/14 02:59 PM
My ex done it better..

izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Sun 01/26/14 03:01 PM
Can I do you with a strap on?

stueebaby Joined Sat 05/04/13 Posts: 5988	Mon 01/27/14 09:22 PM
Eww that looks gross ?

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Mon 01/27/14 09:24 PM
Can I do you with a strap on? And you have a problem with that?

kentuckywriter88 Joined Fri 12/27/13 Posts: 53	Mon 01/27/14 10:28 PM
oops I forgot to shave the hair off my ****

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Mon 01/27/14 11:45 PM
I need some time alone.

stueebaby Joined Sat 05/04/13 Posts: 5988	Tue 01/28/14 01:06 AM
Can u recharge my batteries , I'll show you how its done ?

Mississippigal2003 Joined Thu 01/16/14 Posts: 1739	Tue 01/28/14 01:33 AM
Where's the rest of it?

stueebaby Joined Sat 05/04/13 Posts: 5988	Tue 01/28/14 03:04 AM
I've phoned my dad to come and pick me up , Who does he think he is to tell me I can't have sex until I'm out of juvenile custody ?

Chinablue0711 Joined Mon 01/20/14 Posts: 181	Fri 01/31/14 07:13 PM
why are you wearing my stockings?

mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Fri 01/31/14 08:04 PM
I found the most beautiful woman in the world.... so I want a divorce.

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