Topic: The 1 thing you don't want to hear from your" lover"..is | |
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good, now that that's over with, i can finish watching the
last 57 minutes of Dancing with the Stars... |
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Move to your left, I cannot see The Weather Channel.
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You sleep in the wet spot!
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Honey I shrunk the kids.
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WTF you doing with the dog in the bed?
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honey, if you don't start working some overtime
i'll just have to go back on the street.... |
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That is only a strap on, the surgery and hormones didn't fully work.
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I need to call my wife...
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Edited by
no1phD
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Mon 01/20/14 07:14 PM
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your "going " over to my parents.!
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I love you but I'm not in love with you
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C'mon Argo, you promised... if i did,
you'd take me to get my drivers license... |
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take my bank account honey
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I did not have sexual relations with the secretary.
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I beg you take my bank account honey plz m dying
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why are you still here?
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we're just friends "really"..
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Is that all?
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I haven't made it yet!
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Your life insurance is HOW MUCH!!!
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Are you sure the doctor told you you're in perfect health??
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