Topic: The 1 thing you don't want to hear from your" lover"..is | |
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You're my number 1
on a list of 10 people I'm going to kill |
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Ahhh.. you're so sweet I'm number (one)...Ooo. baby thank you... your to good to me...
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At a dinner party:
I hope no - one is allergic to nuts .... because I like to rest mine on the table. |
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wow you too..ahh. it's another thing we have in common..
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Don't get mad , but I think the baby is yours
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Your dinner is in the dog
I remember my mum saying that to my dad a few times |
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..there's something I think I should have told you earlier...
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sweetheart! does that look like.head lice to you!
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I have to leave soon, for my weekly blood test..
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If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much |
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if we're on a sinking ship. I would gladly give you the last life vest... then I would go over take my seat on the last lifeboat.. and wave bon voyage to you..
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