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Topic: The 1 thing you don't want to hear from your" lover"..is
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Wed 02/05/14 11:41 AM
You're my number 1
on a list of 10 people I'm going to kill

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Wed 02/05/14 11:47 AM
Ahhh.. you're so sweet I'm number (one)...Ooo. baby thank you... your to good to me...flowerforyou

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Wed 02/05/14 12:06 PM
At a dinner party:
I hope no - one is allergic to nuts .... because I like to rest mine on the table.


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Wed 02/05/14 12:15 PM
wow you too..ahh. it's another thing we have in common..laugh

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Thu 02/06/14 02:21 AM
Don't get mad , but I think the baby is yours laugh

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Thu 02/06/14 02:27 AM
Your dinner is in the dog
I remember my mum saying that to my dad a few times:wink:

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Thu 02/06/14 05:00 AM
..there's something I think I should have told you earlier...

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Thu 02/06/14 07:16 AM
sweetheart! does that look like.head lice to you!

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Thu 02/06/14 12:02 PM
I have to leave soon, for my weekly blood test..

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Thu 02/06/14 12:27 PM

If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much

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Thu 02/06/14 04:04 PM
if we're on a sinking ship. I would gladly give you the last life vest... then I would go over take my seat on the last lifeboat.. and wave bon voyage to you..

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