Topic: The 1 thing you don't want to hear from your" lover"..is | |
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I don't accept Visa!
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Is that as big as it gets?
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Edited by
no1phD
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Fri 01/17/14 10:15 PM
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okay if i untie you! you promise not to. "run"
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"Oh **** I forgot my wallet, do you have an extra cash" (if it happen once understandable...but always! I'm not a sugar mommy)
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Hurry up. You have five minutes until my show starts
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,u can't say sorry, ok, or lol
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She's just one of the guys...
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it's not you, it's me...
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It was so good, I just couldn't wait...
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sorry i already did my self
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You need to shave your face... Or at least wax that mustache...
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I don't mind a little stubble baby. but this is ridiculous!
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The condom is still in...
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Edited by
no1phD
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Sat 01/18/14 07:28 PM
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Please "allow me""to get that for you!
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Edited by
no1phD
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Sun 01/19/14 02:49 AM
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so sorry that was bad.... bad doggie bad.pfm..
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Honey I think I'm late.
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I came first! Yes ! I won that race now im hoing to sleep...........DONT TOUCH ME IM DONE!
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laughter while pointing at your dangler
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"u read my msg but ddn't reply"
(its just my net, i cnt connect) |
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Hey! It DOES taste like chicken!
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