Topic: The 1 thing you don't want to hear from your" lover"..is | |
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(Right after sex) wow that was awful.
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(right before sex)
I" hope" this is going to be good!! |
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Edited by
stueebaby
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Thu 01/23/14 01:27 AM
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My husband gets out of prison 2moro !!!
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My husband gets out if prison 2moro !!! Lllmmmaaaaoooo |
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I think the scan was clear ?
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Its OK Darling , u only get aids once ?
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I only tested positive for one STD.
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ummm the big O does not mean eating Oreos in bed
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Edited by
no1phD
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Thu 01/23/14 08:11 AM
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no Oreos! but:"cookie monster " like! cookies in bed.
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Sex bores me.
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Sex bores me. That would cut to the core. |
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After I tell her she really knows her head.
She comes back with,"That's the same thing yer Daddy says." |
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ouch.. I think you got sand in the lube...
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Can u wake me up when its ova
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your done,,,,already?
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C'mon Argo baby, you know the warden has
cut the womens conjugal visits down to 30 minutes..... |
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Your lack of IQ does more for me than your pinky finger.
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Argo sweetie, go to the kitchen and get some fresh batteries,
i'm not even close to getting there yet.... |
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I'm not clapping for your er^%tion, I'm trying to turn the lights off :P
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