Pls,how many years is a ripe age to leave the earth?

When you fall out of the tree.
And can't get up.

Sheesh all of life is about prolonging
the departure.

I have heard it said, if you have kids,
death does not come as such a disappointment.

it's not the years that matter,
it's the day you don't learn something new,

Soon Enough. . .

The ripe age is when you've done what ya came here to do....

According to the Bible, Genesis 5: verse 27, Methuselah lived to be 969 years old before he died, so if you are going for a record anytime after that.

Honestly I don't want to go as long as I can take care of myself and still enjoy life.....


I don't think there is a age limit...

Like we have a choice?

It's time to go when I can't wipe my own arse

doubt there is ever a "Right Time" for that!

Who knows? Guess when I finally get tired of living is when I will die.

Pffft.
You will surely line up some
arse-wipers before then.

I prefer surrounding myself with arse kissers instead

Wtf? You don't get to choose when you die. It just happens. Just like you weren't able to choose when to be born. You're just here in the here and now.

Or my alternative, more comedic reply, which is, the right time to die, would probably be when or if you develop an anal fistula. You will become frustrated and tensed up, yet you'll stay thin from all the pain in the butt.

Actually; you can choose when to die if you so desire.

Well aren't you lucky you swing this way,
girlies can multi-task :-)

Did you not see Gungs Din or was it Lives of the Benghal Lancers, no no no wait for it... Beau Geste! With your enemies at your feet and you are knee deep in their blood! Come on now, its your last chance!


Through early morning fog i see visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me i realize and i can see . . .


I try to find a way to make all our little joys relate
Without that ever-present hate but now i know that it’s too late

The game of life is hard to play. i’m gonna lose it anyway.

The losing card i’ll someday lay so this is all i have to say.

The only way to win is cheat and lay it down before i’m beat,

And to another give my seat for that’s the only painless feat.

The sword of time will pierce our skins it doesn’t hurt when it begins

But as it works its way on in the pain grows stronger . . . watch it grin, but . . .

A brave man once requested me to answer questions that are key
'is it to be or not to be' and i replied 'oh why ask me?'

I edited out the bad words. When I feel like dying, I look at what's bothering me and give it a big F*%# You! And live my life like I was 18 again (and ooooh I was a bad boy)

How's next Tuesday?

However long it takes to get my spaceship working.