Topic: It's official.....I am old. | |
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Get off my lawn! Sir... that is a putting green and this is a sporting goods store. |
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I'm getting AARP memos already
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Get off my lawn! Sir... that is a putting green and this is a sporting goods store. Why are you talking to the mannequin? |
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Why are you talking to the mannequin? Because he won't get off the putting green.. duh. |
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Edited by
Cheer_up
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Sun 04/22/12 04:45 PM
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Just got a hair cut...The gal who does my hair commented on my eye brows looking like two caterpillers in a fight to the death. She also commented on my ear hair. But, she was happy that the blonde is out of my hair. (she made me look pretty humpable) I also let my facial mange sprout for the last three days....B would love it....but, it makes me look old. On the upside....I listen to music really loud and let the old people know...."If it's too loud....your too old" Honestly, the older I get....the more I cherish the dumb things I did as a kid. I may be old and crusty...but, at least I can still enjoy my life. So,......Are you kids just getting old and crusty today or are you getting out there and living? |
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Old is when your drivers license is taken away.
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Just got a hair cut...The gal who does my hair commented on my eye brows looking like two caterpillers in a fight to the death. She also commented on my ear hair. But, she was happy that the blonde is out of my hair. (she made me look pretty humpable) I also let my facial mange sprout for the last three days....B would love it....but, it makes me look old. On the upside....I listen to music really loud and let the old people know...."If it's too loud....your too old" Honestly, the older I get....the more I cherish the dumb things I did as a kid. I may be old and crusty...but, at least I can still enjoy my life. So,......Are you kids just getting old and crusty today or are you getting out there and living? I do have crusty moments.....just facing reality...it is crinkly. |
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I do have crusty moments.....just facing reality...it is crinkly. They say, 'you are a child until you have children' so I am pretty sure you are safe from the vicissitudes of chronological attrition :-) |
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Just got a hair cut...The gal who does my hair commented on my eye brows looking like two caterpillers in a fight to the death. She also commented on my ear hair. But, she was happy that the blonde is out of my hair. (she made me look pretty humpable) I also let my facial mange sprout for the last three days....B would love it....but, it makes me look old. On the upside....I listen to music really loud and let the old people know...."If it's too loud....your too old" Honestly, the older I get....the more I cherish the dumb things I did as a kid. I may be old and crusty...but, at least I can still enjoy my life. So,......Are you kids just getting old and crusty today or are you getting out there and living? Wonderful how Nature works,really! |
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I don't like the word "old." I prefer matured, as in a fine wine. Exactly! You better believe it. "30" looks good on you. |
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Old is when your drivers license is taken away. mine got taken when I was 35. |
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At least I can say, I am just old enough to be smart yet, still be the cool parent on the block that lets the neighborhood kids hang out and play. (the neighbors dogs)
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Then again, I do tend to gripe and b!tch about the fact that people these days never taught thier spawn how to pull up thier pants...teach them to use a belt, learn how to wear a baseball cap...or apprecieate "Frankie Goes to Hollywood"
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Then again, I do tend to gripe and b!tch about the fact that people these days never taught thier spawn how to pull up thier pants...teach them to use a belt, learn how to wear a baseball cap...or apprecieate "Frankie Goes to Hollywood" Don't worry about the senior citizens home. You can be "little" hippie and act 30 like I do! |
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Old is when your drivers license is taken away. mine got taken when I was 35. What a loser!! |
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I ain't a loser...I am just hard of hearing!
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My body might be older, but my brain got left behind.\
So Nope i'm not old and mentally never intend to be. |
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Old? You are never too old. For ANYTHING :) How about gymnastics? . Just be careful with the stretching and it should be okay :) |
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. Just be careful with the stretching and it should be okay :) Yeah sure, but everyone will suddenly be in the mood for Rice Crispies during those stints of stretching. |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Fri 04/27/12 09:40 AM
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You know your old when EVERY ONE of your posts is edited.
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