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Topic: Your Best Pick Up Line
d24 Joined Thu 09/20/07 Posts: 2560	Sun 07/17/11 02:31 PM
(Ask a person for the time) 3:15? So today is July 17 at 3:15 pm, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams. Clever!!

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sun 07/17/11 02:34 PM
The previous statements reflect only the opinions of the writer and in no way garner the endorsments of the EMPIRE..... :)

capri01 Joined Tue 07/12/11 Posts: 1040	Sun 07/17/11 02:41 PM
(Ask a person for the time) 3:15? So today is July 17 at 3:15 pm, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams. Clever!! lol I like that one

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Sun 07/17/11 04:18 PM
(Ask a person for the time) 3:15? So today is July 17 at 3:15 pm, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams. Clever!! Thanks I do come up with a good one every 50 years.

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Sun 07/17/11 04:19 PM
(Ask a person for the time) 3:15? So today is July 17 at 3:15 pm, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams. Clever!! lol I like that one I will have to try that one out to. Thanks.

capri01 Joined Tue 07/12/11 Posts: 1040	Mon 07/18/11 10:50 AM
If I could fly you around the world I would, but since I can't can we start block by block? doh

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Mon 07/18/11 02:58 PM
Last night at the tavern; Her; My sheets are so cold, what to help me warm them up. Me: Bleach makes my skin break out. Her: Thats okay they have not been washed in the last two weeks. Me: blushed and ran.

Snuffulluffuguss Joined Thu 06/04/09 Posts: 1041	Tue 07/19/11 09:45 AM
Does this look like a coldsore?

capri01 Joined Tue 07/12/11 Posts: 1040	Tue 07/19/11 10:04 AM
Does this look like a coldsore? That's a pickup line? Ewwwwwwwww

Snuffulluffuguss Joined Thu 06/04/09 Posts: 1041	Tue 07/19/11 12:15 PM
Does this look like a coldsore? That's a pickup line? Ewwwwwwwww How about,"do what I say and nobody gets hurt"?

Snuffulluffuguss Joined Thu 06/04/09 Posts: 1041	Tue 07/19/11 01:27 PM
You know, when I saw you, I said to myself ,"Me and her are gonna *%#$ ." And you're gonna like it too, because I'm gonna lay it down like a rastafarian.

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Tue 07/19/11 03:22 PM
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

Lunali Joined Mon 02/14/11 Posts: 361	Tue 07/19/11 10:32 PM
Guy came up to me and said, "Hey baby, it looks like a needle but it runs like a sewing machine." I had to give him a date for that.

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Wed 07/20/11 07:07 AM
Guy came up to me and said, "Hey baby, it looks like a needle but it runs like a sewing machine." I had to give him a date for that. Okay

funlovin8008 Joined Tue 07/19/11 Posts: 1	Wed 07/20/11 08:01 AM
hey some one as beautiful as you has to come with a story and im all ears so whats yours

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Wed 07/20/11 02:16 PM
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?

capri01 Joined Tue 07/12/11 Posts: 1040	Thu 07/21/11 12:36 PM
hey some one as beautiful as you has to come with a story and im all ears so whats yours Very smooth

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Fri 07/22/11 01:45 PM
Hi!!!!!

Lunali Joined Mon 02/14/11 Posts: 361	Fri 07/22/11 02:41 PM
This one is terrible, but it makes me laugh, "Hey baby, did it hurt?" "What?" "When you fall on my d*ck three minutes from now." My friend came up with that one.

capri01 Joined Tue 07/12/11 Posts: 1040	Sat 07/23/11 12:49 PM
"Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!"