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My fav.animal is the goat,its very tasty.
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Gues wld jus keep lookng at hm ,my eyes wl do e talkng !
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Here is a few I can think of. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer. Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. Dude get your own. |
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How’d you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me shillelagh? This is a slight variation to the above but nevertheless, it was said to me by one of my favorite bartenders Him: "babe do you have any Irish in ya?" Me: "ummm noooo" Him" "Would you like some? *wink*" |
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Excuse me,,,I know we've never met before,,and you don't know me at all,,,,AND I'm not sure how to ask you this but,,,I guess to just come right out with it,,I THINK YOUR FANTASTIC LOOKING!, and,,,I have to leave tomorrow for two years, I'm going to Germany to stay with my Grand Mother who needs my help,,,and,,as I don't have much time to be skillful at this,,,WOULD YOU like to keep me company,,my last night here? NEVER tried this,,but it SOUNDS GOOD!!!!lol.......as the violins,,play in the back-ground...... If you ever try that let us know if it works, lol |
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How’d you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me shillelagh? This is a slight variation to the above but nevertheless, it was said to me by one of my favorite bartenders Him: "babe do you have any Irish in ya?" Me: "ummm noooo" Him" "Would you like some? *wink*" Big hit around St.Patrick's Day. |
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How’d you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me shillelagh? This is a slight variation to the above but nevertheless, it was said to me by one of my favorite bartenders Him: "babe do you have any Irish in ya?" Me: "ummm noooo" Him" "Would you like some? *wink*" Big hit around St.Patrick's Day. I bet it is, I thought it was pretty funny |
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How’d you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me shillelagh? This is a slight variation to the above but nevertheless, it was said to me by one of my favorite bartenders Him: "babe do you have any Irish in ya?" Me: "ummm noooo" Him" "Would you like some? *wink*" Big hit around St.Patrick's Day. I bet it is, I thought it was pretty funny Of Course I did not use it. But heard it allot. |
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How’d you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me shillelagh? This is a slight variation to the above but nevertheless, it was said to me by one of my favorite bartenders Him: "babe do you have any Irish in ya?" Me: "ummm noooo" Him" "Would you like some? *wink*" Big hit around St.Patrick's Day. I bet it is, I thought it was pretty funny Of Course I did not use it. But heard it allot. By the look of your list, you've heard quite a few.. which of those have you used ? |
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I use to drive a Transit Bus for a living for some years and one day right after a Thanksgiving Holiday I had ask this nice looking female passenger who had broaded my bus many times prior to this holiday..., My words to her were.., "How was the Turkey last night"..., O-boy she just laugh so hard. And after thinking for a second about what I just said, I also joined in with her laughter.
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How’d you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me shillelagh? This is a slight variation to the above but nevertheless, it was said to me by one of my favorite bartenders Him: "babe do you have any Irish in ya?" Me: "ummm noooo" Him" "Would you like some? *wink*" Big hit around St.Patrick's Day. I bet it is, I thought it was pretty funny Of Course I did not use it. But heard it allot. By the look of your list, you've heard quite a few.. which of those have you used ? Oh my dear lass by your looks and that grand smile I indeed know why the sunrise and sunset do indeed blush. |
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I use to drive a Transit Bus for a living for some years and one day right after a Thanksgiving Holiday I had ask this nice looking female passenger who had broaded my bus many times prior to this holiday..., My words to her were.., "How was the Turkey last night"..., O-boy she just laugh so hard. And after thinking for a second about what I just said, I also joined in with her laughter. lol, here another one •I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true |
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together |
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I once took a short cuthrough the park walking onthe gras and not onthe pavement. So the guy stopd me and informd me imust give him my name and cöntact nr making me believe he is the park security oficer and i haviolated the rules. He later confesd thathere was no such rule and he just wanted my number.
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A few more.........
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile. Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body? I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away! I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness. I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? I sneezed because God blessed me with you. Is it hot in here or is it just you? |
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I once took a short cuthrough the park walking onthe gras and not onthe pavement. So the guy stopd me and informd me imust give him my name and cöntact nr making me believe he is the park security oficer and i haviolated the rules. He later confesd thathere was no such rule and he just wanted my number. Did you give hime your information? just curious |
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Edited by
capri01
on
Wed 07/13/11 12:49 PM
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I was walking down the street one day when a guy approaches me and says "excuse me Miss, but do you have the time?" I look down at my watch and as I was about to tell him the time he interrupts and says " no no, I mean the time to talk".
I couldn't help but smile |
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See that guy over there? He's too embarrassed to ask for your number.
He's going to need to call for directions, to pick me up at your house in the morning. |
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“If I could rearrange the alphabets I’d put U and I together”.
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I usually do not say anything.
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