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Topic: Your Best Pick Up Line
tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Thu 07/14/11 04:17 PM
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

capri01 Joined Tue 07/12/11 Posts: 1040	Thu 07/14/11 04:28 PM
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

ArtGurl Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 17722	Thu 07/14/11 05:39 PM
Hi I got no game shag me if i'm wrong, but isn't your name helga How are you doing Ese?

ArtGurl Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 17722	Thu 07/14/11 05:40 PM
Hi I got no game shag me if i'm wrong, but isn't your name helga That wouldn't work anywhere in Scandinavia or Germany, Bulldog. Hmmmm....my heritage is Norwegian and German ... Sorry Ese!

Snuffulluffuguss Joined Thu 06/04/09 Posts: 1041	Thu 07/14/11 06:02 PM
Just telling a woman that I'm cirmucized always gets a reaction.

Chazster Joined Tue 08/28/07 Posts: 6206	Thu 07/14/11 06:10 PM


RKISIT Joined Tue 01/08/08 Posts: 16721	Thu 07/14/11 06:13 PM
Just telling a woman that I'm cirmucized always gets a reaction. i keep my foreskin in my pocket just in case they want me to prove that i am.

Snuffulluffuguss Joined Thu 06/04/09 Posts: 1041	Thu 07/14/11 06:16 PM
Just telling a woman that I'm cirmucized always gets a reaction. i keep my foreskin in my pocket just in case they want me to prove that i am. I have a better way to prove it.

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Thu 07/14/11 06:25 PM Edited by tazzops on Thu 07/14/11 06:26 PM
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

capri01 Joined Tue 07/12/11 Posts: 1040	Fri 07/15/11 01:47 PM


Rawrr_Girl Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 4431	Fri 07/15/11 01:51 PM
I don't do chat-up lines. I just find them over-rated and over-used. lol. No offence intended. They're just not my thing. I prefer to let things happen naturally.

capri01 Joined Tue 07/12/11 Posts: 1040	Fri 07/15/11 01:54 PM


thewaterbearer Joined Sun 10/25/09 Posts: 19759	Fri 07/15/11 02:22 PM


capri01 Joined Tue 07/12/11 Posts: 1040	Fri 07/15/11 04:46 PM


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tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Fri 07/15/11 05:42 PM
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

capri01 Joined Tue 07/12/11 Posts: 1040	Fri 07/15/11 06:00 PM
TFF

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Fri 07/15/11 06:02 PM
Why don't we take this to a more horizontal location?

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Fri 07/15/11 07:19 PM
My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?

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