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Topic: Your Best Pick Up Line
kre8karma Joined Wed 05/04/11 Posts: 334	Fri 07/15/11 07:40 PM
Been a bartender so I heard many types of pickup lines. If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. You're so hot, you denature my proteins. Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state? You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation. You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential. Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction? Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water. I'm more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron. I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body. I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers. If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode! We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA. You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre. You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power. If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway. Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel? Tazz--are you working my side of the street? Or...wonder if the bar was in the Science complex of some university ? ! Just Scary!

kre8karma Joined Wed 05/04/11 Posts: 334	Fri 07/15/11 07:42 PM
My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money? That one is totally awesome !

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Fri 07/15/11 07:44 PM
My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money? That one is totally awesome ! Hick that would work for me now days you never know.

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Fri 07/15/11 07:46 PM
Been a bartender so I heard many types of pickup lines. If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. You're so hot, you denature my proteins. Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state? You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation. You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential. Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction? Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water. I'm more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron. I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body. I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers. If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode! We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA. You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre. You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power. If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway. Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel? Tazz--are you working my side of the street? Or...wonder if the bar was in the Science complex of some university ? ! Just Scary! Micro Marine Biology, some 20 years ago.

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Fri 07/15/11 07:52 PM
Earth woman, prepare to be probed! From the movie Paul.

Chrispm84 Joined Mon 07/11/11 Posts: 46	Fri 07/15/11 08:03 PM
Though I would never use a pick-up line, this is my favorite... Yeah, I'm a nerd... Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.

capri01 Joined Tue 07/12/11 Posts: 1040	Fri 07/15/11 08:53 PM


tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Sat 07/16/11 04:31 PM
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

Loy822 Joined Mon 07/26/10 Posts: 7174	Sat 07/16/11 04:44 PM
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES! This is one of the best!

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Sat 07/16/11 05:50 PM
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES! This is one of the best! I guess next time i'm out and about, I will try a few lines see if I can get a smile.

capri01 Joined Tue 07/12/11 Posts: 1040	Sat 07/16/11 06:16 PM
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES! This is one of the best! I guess next time i'm out and about, I will try a few lines see if I can get a smile. Just remember its not what you say, but how you say it

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Sat 07/16/11 06:18 PM
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES! This is one of the best! I guess next time i'm out and about, I will try a few lines see if I can get a smile. Just remember its not what you say, but how you say it I know that is why I get the smiles just before the laughter.

capri01 Joined Tue 07/12/11 Posts: 1040	Sat 07/16/11 06:26 PM
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES! This is one of the best! I guess next time i'm out and about, I will try a few lines see if I can get a smile. Just remember its not what you say, but how you say it I know that is why I get the smiles just before the laughter. Very smart

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Sat 07/16/11 06:36 PM Edited by tazzops on Sat 07/16/11 06:37 PM
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES! This is one of the best! I guess next time i'm out and about, I will try a few lines see if I can get a smile. Just remember its not what you say, but how you say it I know that is why I get the smiles just before the laughter. Very smart Thanks Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

capri01 Joined Tue 07/12/11 Posts: 1040	Sat 07/16/11 06:48 PM
Do you believe n love at first site, Or should I walk buy again?

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Sat 07/16/11 06:58 PM
I think you should know the person you say this to first but ......... Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

capri01 Joined Tue 07/12/11 Posts: 1040	Sat 07/16/11 07:06 PM
I think you should know the person you say this to first but ......... Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! That would probably be helpful, unless she already thinks you're as charming as all get out, then it wont matter lol

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Sat 07/16/11 07:09 PM
I think you should know the person you say this to first but ......... Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! That would probably be helpful, unless she already thinks you're as charming as all get out, then it wont matter lol That indeed would be helpful.

Shayna1978 Joined Fri 02/04/11 Posts: 546	Sun 07/17/11 12:27 AM
"you should go out with me because, standing next to me makes you look even more beautiful."

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Sun 07/17/11 12:13 PM
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.