Topic: !*!*!*!*! <<< The New 4:20 Clubhouse>>> !*!*!*!*!*!* - part 17 | |
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Yay!! Break out the Vodka. Your command is my command my Lady! Okay, part your azz and drive the chariot through it. Remember that when I am power humping you. |
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So, Got a call from my loveable yet dumb @ssed Dad. "If you couldnt make it to work...I need you to go shut off the water to my shop"
"Why didn't you do it yesterday?" I knew it was gonna get cold but it will warm back up..." "Yeah...THURSDAY!!!" "Oh......" So, I just froze my @$$ off digging through snow drifts in an open field trying to find the fkin water meter....took a good 1/2 hour to even find it.... I love my Dad...but I fkn SWEAR! |
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Oh man that bites. Literally.
You're a good son Krupa |
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Oh man that bites. Literally. You're a good son Krupa You say that now.... If you can say that after I have spent half the day trying to turn your pu$$y inside out... THEN I will have earned good son status..... Till then, I am but a lowly slut. |
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You would have to know my family....between my Brother and my Dad...I am the quiet and shy one.......
Seriously...... |
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If you did that I'd be calling you something else... not the good son.
Probably something closer to "Oh [insert choice holy deity's name here]" I need a smoke The quiet one????? |
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If you did that I'd be calling you something else... not the good son. Probably something closer to "Oh [insert choice holy deity's name here]" I need a smoke The quiet one????? Yep..now shut up and bite the mattress while I finish up what I am doing here.... I mean that in the most lovingest way...as I spit into youe mouth...ptooiey |
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Ptooie
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Ptooie Thanks! Now I gotta boner......... |
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Careful. You'll take someone's eye out with that thing.
And it's unsafe to run with it in your hand. |
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When I get home, I'm gonna roll one the size of.... ummm...errrr... Never mind!
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When I get home, I'm gonna roll one the size of.... ummm...errrr... Never mind! Hahaha I can fill in the blanks! |
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Ptooie mates !!
Just got home from the gym. SOMEone told me to put glue on my swollen toe so I could get a shoe on. Worked great. Howsomever. Getting the shoe/sock off..well. I maybe should have listened closer. Hop-A-Long |
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Ptooie mates !! Just got home from the gym. SOMEone told me to put glue on my swollen toe so I could get a shoe on. Worked great. Howsomever. Getting the shoe/sock off..well. I maybe should have listened closer. Hop-A-Long That somehow reminds me to wash my hands extra good before using the bathroom, after using ICY-HOT. |
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And don't use Tiger Balm as chapstick.
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Highya stoners!!!! |
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And don't use Tiger Balm as chapstick. Hahahaha Or jock itch cream! Hi Dee |
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Ptooie mates !! Just got home from the gym. SOMEone told me to put glue on my swollen toe so I could get a shoe on. Worked great. Howsomever. Getting the shoe/sock off..well. I maybe should have listened closer. Hop-A-Long You were supposed to let the glue dry BEFORE you put your sock and shoe on Doofus! If you are that goofy then it is gonna be a piece of cake to slip my **** into you when you aint paying attention! :) |
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What's up stoners? Lucked out in Louisville. Nothing but rain...........
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stoners...
sunshine n blue skies here |
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