I got the cot. Whats a hot?

Well I have a record.
When I was 13 I ran away from home.
All in disguise, I was on the bus, got clear
to Winnemucca, Nevada from Oakland, California.
It was 3am, the cops stopped the bus, went down
the aisle, poked the flashlight in my face 'Is
your name blah blah'? I said no..

They went down the aisle and came back to me
'What IS your name?' I said it, it was a letter
off what they had said. I am very literal :-)
Two big bruisers lifted me up under each arm
and caried me off to jail.
They called my Dad, I heard it, he said throw
her in jail to teach her a lesson.
I was the only female in there.
The jail was separated on the 2nd floor, women
on one side, men on the other, in full view
of each other.

The men are all 'Hey honey, let's break out' stuff
like that, and I was giving as good as I got. It was
quite funny. The next morning (it was really cold
with no blanket) they set breakfast down in front
of this wee window in the door, I lined up with
it and kicked it across to the men's side. They
very much appreciated this :-)

Later, the police hollered up to me to come down
as my parents were there. I am cursing like a
13 year old who knows no bad words, saying
"Well let me out.'
They said 'It's open.'
They had never even locked the cell door!!!
I was most pizzed.
I said good-bye to all the crooks and sauntered out.

I decided a life of crime was not for me.
Too cold.

Being incarcerated builds character.

Everyone should try it.

I ran away when I was 15. My daddy said let the little sob go. Best summer ever...........

meals... 3 hots and a cot... but sometimes it is just a bologna sandwich...

sure, NOW ya tell me...

Damn I never got no bologna sandwich. You have to take alot of time to prepare food that looks, smells, and tastes as bad as prison food..........

Getting incarcerated is my new goal.

This is a riot Souf I can just picture it...

I'd bail ya out..........

Yeah right.........

this is why my oldest son has so much character and i don't...

maybe it is just a staple in texas jails... never been to jail and didn't get a bologna sanich...

Well if it makes you feel any better. I think you are a character......

Thanks JW
I'd bail you out too

It makes me feel better you think I'm a character and I did'nt have to go to jail to be one..

you have mail...

I think you single handedly brought down mingle mail.........

And here I thought you were always willing to give a helping hand.

Yeah where were youz twoz when I needed bail.

Oh. Wait.
I guess you weren't born yet.
Okay this is an acceptable excuse.

I wonder if it is gone forever.