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Topic: Why Can't Men Learn To Pee Sitting Down?
tombraider Joined Wed 09/12/07 Posts: 5042	Wed 06/16/10 12:27 PM
..and there ya go wanting to change us..you are just gonna have to realize..there may be small compromises we're willing to make..but that's because WE choose to..and then there are things like gettin us to squat and pee like a girl.......that just ain't gonna happen..so the quicker yall realize this ..the happier you will be....and the happier we will be for not having to listen to it... jk..or am i...

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Mon 07/12/10 01:34 PM
It's much quieter, and eliminates problems with pee all over the bathroom and the forever 'put the seat down' issue. For the sake of cleanliness and world peace between the sexes, can't men just do it.... After cleaning my bathroom...I stand by my original statement!

Wheelzup Joined Thu 05/20/10 Posts: 19	Mon 07/12/10 01:45 PM
I can honestly say that I always sit, then again I don't have much choice. though I do sometimes wish otherwise.

Gossipmpm Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 19414	Mon 07/12/10 01:48 PM
It's much quieter, and eliminates problems with pee all over the bathroom and the forever 'put the seat down' issue. For the sake of cleanliness and world peace between the sexes, can't men just do it.... 2 reasons...: #1...The water is too cold #2...Just one more thing to have to dry off LMAO!!!!! Come party with me !!! Hahaha

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Mon 07/12/10 01:50 PM
Pee sitting and not be able to scratch my arse at the same time?.... That's just cruel!

Atlantis75 Joined Wed 12/03/08 Posts: 8581	Mon 07/12/10 08:59 PM Edited by Atlantis75 on Mon 07/12/10 09:01 PM
..Or the women should learn how to pee while standing. Here is what you do. (after carefully analyzing how women pee for many years) 1. unbutton your pants (skirt wearers, just lift it up) 2. pull down your undies to a safe distance..possibly to the knees or just above the knees. 3. Put your legs apart far enough so the device in the next step will fit in 4. Here is the device (available in hardware stores, Walmart etc..at a convenient price) : 5. Put it between your legs, right over your peeing hole, squeeze the pee and grab the funnel neck like it's your penis.

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Mon 07/12/10 09:02 PM
..Or the women should learn how to pee while standing. Here is what you do. (after carefully analyzing how women pee for many years) 1. unbutton your pants (skirt wearers, just lift it up) 2. pull down your undies to a safe distance..possibly to the knees or just above the knees. 3. Put your legs apart far enough so the device in the next step will fit in 4. Here is the device (available in hardware stores, Walmart etc..at a convenient price) : 5. Put it between your legs, right over your peeing hole, squeeze the pee and grab the funnel neck like it's your penis. WTF???

heavenlyboy34 Joined Fri 07/04/08 Posts: 17348	Mon 07/12/10 09:04 PM
..Or the women should learn how to pee while standing. Here is what you do. (after carefully analyzing how women pee for many years) 1. unbutton your pants (skirt wearers, just lift it up) 2. pull down your undies to a safe distance..possibly to the knees or just above the knees. 3. Put your legs apart far enough so the device in the next step will fit in 4. Here is the device (available in hardware stores, Walmart etc..at a convenient price) : 5. Put it between your legs, right over your peeing hole, squeeze the pee and grab the funnel neck like it's your penis. Peeing hole? I thought it was called a urethra!

Atlantis75 Joined Wed 12/03/08 Posts: 8581	Mon 07/12/10 09:11 PM
..Or the women should learn how to pee while standing. Here is what you do. (after carefully analyzing how women pee for many years) 1. unbutton your pants (skirt wearers, just lift it up) 2. pull down your undies to a safe distance..possibly to the knees or just above the knees. 3. Put your legs apart far enough so the device in the next step will fit in 4. Here is the device (available in hardware stores, Walmart etc..at a convenient price) : 5. Put it between your legs, right over your peeing hole, squeeze the pee and grab the funnel neck like it's your penis. Peeing hole? I thought it was called a urethra! Thank you Doc! When the laundry machine instruction manual refers to round shaped plastic switch, it refers to it as a "knob". I'm trying to use easy and common language so even a fool can understand what I'm talking about.

RainbowTrout Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 13869	Mon 07/12/10 09:28 PM
I think a good compromise would be to transplant a tree in the bathroom.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 07/13/10 07:51 AM
It was not really an Apple that inspired Issac Newton to learn the laws of gravity . What do you think gave Einstein the idea of curved space time?

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Tue 07/13/10 08:18 AM
Since we got on the topic of women peeing standing up.... there is already merchandise for this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfL8-AgWBf0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap40zSO4vh0&feature=related viewer be warned on the next video (GoGirl being used... ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsF1EOrxps4&feature=related

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Wed 07/14/10 08:01 AM
It's much quieter, and eliminates problems with pee all over the bathroom and the forever 'put the seat down' issue. For the sake of cleanliness and world peace between the sexes, can't men just do it.... i tried once but my nads kept dipping into the toilet water.....

MallGirl3 Joined Thu 05/13/10 Posts: 116	Wed 07/14/10 09:00 AM
..Or the women should learn how to pee while standing. Here is what you do. (after carefully analyzing how women pee for many years) 1. unbutton your pants (skirt wearers, just lift it up) 2. pull down your undies to a safe distance..possibly to the knees or just above the knees. 3. Put your legs apart far enough so the device in the next step will fit in 4. Here is the device (available in hardware stores, Walmart etc..at a convenient price) : 5. Put it between your legs, right over your peeing hole, squeeze the pee and grab the funnel neck like it's your penis. LOL.......I bet we wouldn't make a mess like some of you guys do.

Peccy Joined Thu 06/28/07 Posts: 17181	Thu 07/15/10 06:05 AM
Why Can't Men Learn To Pee Sitting Down? Because we don't have to.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45397	Thu 07/15/10 08:44 AM
Why Can't Men Learn To Pee Sitting Down? Because we don't have to. Plus. There's that word LEARN for men. An heretofore untranslatable term.

Peccy Joined Thu 06/28/07 Posts: 17181	Thu 07/15/10 09:55 AM
Why Can't Men Learn To Pee Sitting Down? Because we don't have to. Plus. There's that word LEARN for men. An heretofore untranslatable term. Precisely.....but just because you can, doesn't mean you should, plus it's kinda fun aiming at things! I think women are just jealous!

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Thu 07/15/10 10:09 AM
Why Can't Men Learn To Pee Sitting Down? Because we don't have to. Plus. There's that word LEARN for men. An heretofore untranslatable term. Precisely.....but just because you can, doesn't mean you should, plus it's kinda fun aiming at things! I think women are just jealous! oh yeah..I know I am pffffft

Peccy Joined Thu 06/28/07 Posts: 17181	Thu 07/15/10 10:32 AM
Why Can't Men Learn To Pee Sitting Down? Because we don't have to. Plus. There's that word LEARN for men. An heretofore untranslatable term. Precisely.....but just because you can, doesn't mean you should, plus it's kinda fun aiming at things! I think women are just jealous! oh yeah..I know I am pffffft the ability to whip it out and the world is your bathroom? yeah, i think you might be!

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45397	Thu 07/15/10 10:43 AM
Why Can't Men Learn To Pee Sitting Down? Because we don't have to. Plus. There's that word LEARN for men. An heretofore untranslatable term. Precisely.....but just because you can, doesn't mean you should, plus it's kinda fun aiming at things! I think women are just jealous! oh yeah..I know I am pffffft the ability to whip it out and the world is your bathroom? yeah, i think you might be! Frankly. I am jealous. I want a tool I can poke fun with and not be taken seriously. That I can spray like a fireman's hose. That I could sit it next to a tin cup and people would leave me money. Ringing bells at Christmas would send me into pavlovian responses of..turpitude. I think my tips would double if I could demonstrate an affinity for peeing sitting down. Er, or standing, uh.. what were we talking about?