Topic: Why Can't Men Learn To Pee Sitting Down?
Dragoness's photo
Fri 06/11/10 11:48 AM
It's not just aim either, the taller the man is the more splash back comes out of the toilet when they pee.

The walls and all around the toilet have to be disinfected all the time. Carpets and rugs too.

My bathroom stays so much cleaner now that I am single that is for sure.

no photo
Fri 06/11/10 11:53 AM
I would, but the water is too cold!

skipdaddy's photo
Fri 06/11/10 11:54 AM
Do you mean the put the seat down before or after we wizz issue?

Ladylid2012's photo
Fri 06/11/10 12:05 PM

Do you mean the put the seat down before or after we wizz issue?


up, down...semantics

heavenlyboy34's photo
Fri 06/11/10 12:10 PM
the best solution for this is to install a urinal in every bathroom! :wink: :banana: rofl

no photo
Fri 06/11/10 12:12 PM
OR ?/..pee in the shower bigsmile laugh

Ladylid2012's photo
Fri 06/11/10 01:37 PM

the best solution for this is to install a urinal in every bathroom! :wink: :banana: rofl


if your over 6 foot it still splatters

franshade's photo
Fri 06/11/10 01:39 PM


the best solution for this is to install a urinal in every bathroom! :wink: :banana: rofl


if your over 6 foot it still splatters


not if he bends down devil
not if he's on his knees devil devil


no photo
Fri 06/11/10 02:29 PM
I just pee in the back yard...kinda like a bear in the woods, ya know...

Seakolony's photo
Fri 06/11/10 02:33 PM
They're just afraid it will touch the water.......LMAO

Totage's photo
Fri 06/11/10 02:37 PM



It's much quieter, and eliminates problems with pee all over
the bathroom and the forever 'put the seat down' issue.

For the sake of cleanliness and world peace between the
sexes, can't men just do it....



I've been properly housed trained. When you're the only male in a house full of women, you tend to pick up a few things here and there.

Monier's photo
Fri 06/11/10 02:52 PM



It's much quieter, and eliminates problems with pee all over
the bathroom and the forever 'put the seat down' issue.

For the sake of cleanliness and world peace between the
sexes, can't men just do it....



I don't get it. I've never had any complaints and I don't pee sitting down. Why would I?

I was an Artillery Gunner in the military, maybe I have good aim because of it. Who know? Maybe I'm just clean LOL

Honestly, the main reason us men won't pee sitting down or put the seat down is that we fear the string of other petty 'corrections' we will have to make if we give in. Trust me it's far better to be nagged on one thing than a never ending list of others. That's how we see it, but we still love you.

talldub's photo
Fri 06/11/10 02:55 PM



It's much quieter, and eliminates problems with pee all over
the bathroom and the forever 'put the seat down' issue.

For the sake of cleanliness and world peace between the
sexes, can't men just do it....

Yep but if we do it sitting down we don't have the fun of trying to time the flush with the pee!

heavenlyboy34's photo
Fri 06/11/10 02:57 PM




It's much quieter, and eliminates problems with pee all over
the bathroom and the forever 'put the seat down' issue.

For the sake of cleanliness and world peace between the
sexes, can't men just do it....

Yep but if we do it sitting down we don't have the fun of trying to time the flush with the pee!
laugh laugh laugh rofl rofl

Ladylid2012's photo
Fri 06/11/10 03:00 PM




It's much quieter, and eliminates problems with pee all over
the bathroom and the forever 'put the seat down' issue.

For the sake of cleanliness and world peace between the
sexes, can't men just do it....

Yep but if we do it sitting down we don't have the fun of trying to time the flush with the pee!


laugh
well since ya put it that way...as the mother of adult sons, I get it!

motowndowntown's photo
Fri 06/11/10 04:05 PM
Because it's too hard to hit the Cherrios sitting down.

Ladylid2012's photo
Fri 06/11/10 04:07 PM

Because it's too hard to hit the Cherrios sitting down.


ha, may make it more fun...get to use both hands, move it around like a joystick on a game.

motowndowntown's photo
Fri 06/11/10 04:14 PM
But the ones that float to the back of the bowl are impossible to hit.

Ladylid2012's photo
Fri 06/11/10 04:22 PM
eh, they'll float back to the front...eventually

motowndowntown's photo
Fri 06/11/10 04:24 PM
Geez I'd have to drink a lot of fruit juice for that to happen.