Topic: Why Can't Men Learn To Pee Sitting Down?
Ladylid2012's photo
Fri 06/11/10 04:26 PM
or bourbon

motowndowntown's photo
Fri 06/11/10 04:26 PM
Or do a couple of beer bongs.

Ladylid2012's photo
Fri 06/11/10 04:27 PM
While sitting and peeing?

motowndowntown's photo
Fri 06/11/10 04:29 PM
Dammit those cheerios ain't getting out alive if I can help it.

Ladylid2012's photo
Fri 06/11/10 04:38 PM
ha ha..
you'd have to be like Shiva to do beer bongs AND get all the cheerios


Ladylid2012's photo
Wed 06/16/10 07:43 AM

Or do a couple of beer bongs.


do people still do that???

willy_cents's photo
Wed 06/16/10 08:24 AM

It's not just aim either, the taller the man is the more splash back comes out of the toilet when they pee.

The walls and all around the toilet have to be disinfected all the time. Carpets and rugs too.

My bathroom stays so much cleaner now that I am single that is for sure.

for the odor and spash issues, maybe just put a little strawberry shampoo in the bowl before you pee. Makes the water softer, hence fewer spashes, and any splashes would smell like strawberries. Added bonus...you could practice your aim chasing the bubbles around the bowl!think

skydancingA's photo
Wed 06/16/10 09:14 AM

It's much quieter, and eliminates problems
with pee all over the bathroom and the
forever 'put the seat down' issue.
For the sake of cleanliness and world peace
between the sexes, can't men just do it....

Really.
All they have to do is pretend they are
in a hot tub.

no photo
Wed 06/16/10 09:17 AM


It's much quieter, and eliminates problems
with pee all over the bathroom and the
forever 'put the seat down' issue.
For the sake of cleanliness and world peace
between the sexes, can't men just do it....

Really.
All they have to do is pretend they are
in a hot tub.
how'd you know what

no photo
Wed 06/16/10 09:17 AM
Becuase I dont like to get Mr. Happy submerged!!!noway :wink: :banana:

FindMe1113's photo
Wed 06/16/10 09:20 AM





It's much quieter, and eliminates problems with pee all over
the bathroom and the forever 'put the seat down' issue.

For the sake of cleanliness and world peace between the
sexes, can't men just do it....


I so want to respond to this, ,,,I do think its easier for some men to perform such a task than for other men, depending upon the size of the toilet,,,,,


I have had ONE ex who could do this,,for the others,, probably more effort than it would have been worth.


Shshhs all it is they have not figured out how to aim yet...........:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


In more ways than one Kristirofl rofl rofl rofl

darkowl1's photo
Wed 06/16/10 09:34 AM
Edited by darkowl1 on Wed 06/16/10 09:36 AM
men should just install a urinal like i did........or pee outside.

or....have them install one of those open front seats, because then, we don't stain the front of the seat. i wipe it off, but i noticed otheres do not...... but i still can't fit everything in, or i hit the front of the inside of the toilet when i'm sitting, and then i get toilet aids on the end of my diicck. i don't like toilet aids, and if i have a hard-on and have to pee, which is very frequently, forget it. i have to bend way over as it is, standing up. sitting down and trying to fit pooper and peeper in the same hole? forget it! easier to pee outside.


no photo
Wed 06/16/10 09:38 AM
BUT U women can all drip dry if outside!!:wink: happy

lilangel2's photo
Wed 06/16/10 09:39 AM
They need to make sure the tidybowl man isn't watchingshocked

metalwing's photo
Wed 06/16/10 09:40 AM
All men could be required to pee on a tree?

I could do that. Bathrooms stink.

But I guess we would then end up with tree rooms that would stink worse.


And one very very happy tree!

Peccy's photo
Wed 06/16/10 09:42 AM
I do when I am not outside, partial knee replacement, sometimes it locks up. Not fun trying to pee when it does. I have adapted.

darkowl1's photo
Wed 06/16/10 09:42 AM

They need to make sure the tidybowl man isn't watchingshocked


so that's who was screaming when i was takin a sh|t? i thought it was some kids from outside.

how many of these guys are there? and how do they get in the toilet in the first place? it must be a better ride than disney, except for the smell, and.....the occasional log bomb, that might sink or shake that tiny boat.

darkowl1's photo
Wed 06/16/10 09:46 AM
also.....there is a heluva hairpin turn in there. oh my! what if they get trapped?shocked surprised scared sad2 :angel:

skydancingA's photo
Wed 06/16/10 10:08 AM

men should just install a urinal
like i did........or pee outside.

or....have them install one of
those open front seats, because
then, we don't stain the front
of the seat. i wipe it off, but i
noticed otheres do not...... but
i still can't fit everything in,
or i hit the front of the inside
of the toilet when i'm sitting,
and then i get toilet aids on the
end of my diicck. i don't like
toilet aids, and if i have a
hard-on and have to pee, which is
very frequently, forget it. i have
to bend way over as it is,
standing up. sitting down and trying
to fit pooper and peeper in the
same hole? forget it! easier to pee outside.

Well.
That's a lot to think about.
Wb darkowl :-)

Fade2Black's photo
Wed 06/16/10 11:47 AM

A guy sitting down to pee is a wuss. You can be cleaning a dead deer and eating his heart while peeing sitting down, and still be a wuss.
shades



Exactly. How would they take their 'manly-man' stance you see when watching them from behind at football games:tongue: