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In three words
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Celebrating school start. [Something that every parent will understand.] Yep I did when mine went back August 2nd. |
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It's Friday and it's a beautiful day outside!
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In three words
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Stressful
Happy Relaxed |
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Post a Quote
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Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye.
Helen Keller |
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Eclipse!!! Gawd I'm a Twilight junkie!!! 
Don't feel bad, I went to see it twice. |
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Single parents
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I have a freezer in my garage. One day my youngest asked if he could get some ice cream, I told him yes but to make sure he closed the freezer. I went out to check 10 minutes later and there it stood, wide open. I asked why he didn't close, he forgot. I think he was more focused on his ice cream.
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Wer u all from part 2
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Here in the lovely state of Indiana.
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Re-gifting
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Imagine re-gifting a dildo 
Hope it hasn't been used. Ick. |
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One man's trash....
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Best thing I found was books. Discovered an author I had never heard of and is now one of my favorites.
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Unintentional Perversion..?
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This cracks me up. What the heck is it suppose to be? a walking penis?  
One big, hairy walking penis. 
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Unintentional Perversion..?
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This cracks me up. What the heck is it suppose to be? |
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Yes Neandrathal man was Cryogenically brought into the future through time machine, but during the thaw lost the excess hair and now been let loose  in the USA looking for dinner and sex........I am just trying to figure...shhhh....where his billy club went?????
Maybe some woman cracked it over his head when he demanded dinner. |
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OH MY GOD!!!
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Congrats!
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single mom cooks, do you?
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When my kids go to their dad's house on the weekend, I don't bother cooking. I usually have a salad, a bowl of cereal or nothing.
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friendship
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Hello and welcome!
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..Or the women should learn how to pee while standing. Here is what you do. (after carefully analyzing how women pee for many years) 1. unbutton your pants (skirt wearers, just lift it up) 2. pull down your undies to a safe distance..possibly to the knees or just above the knees. 3. Put your legs apart far enough so the device in the next step will fit in 4. Here is the device (available in hardware stores, Walmart etc..at a convenient price) : 
5. Put it between your legs, right over your peeing hole, squeeze the pee and grab the funnel neck like it's your penis. LOL.......I bet we wouldn't make a mess like some of you guys do. |
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Hello and welcome!
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Hello and welcome!
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Stuff stuck in your head
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My youngest used to like the Wiggles. He would watch it over and over and over.........finally one of their songs stuck in my head and was singing it one day at work.
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Icecream
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This one we can share 
Now, this I can handle. The cow.......eww. LOL |
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