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| Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED | |
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for putting the wrong light bulbs in the tanning bed
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Putting actual Ham in the Hamburger.
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Edited by
rara777
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Thu 07/14/11 08:31 AM
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For parking in my car.  
  (((Alyx)))
(((Ed)))  
Not if I was "parking" with you. 
Get a room  
Heck, you even re-did your toes for Ed. Ed's the Man. 
Thank ya for the compliment.  
Capri got arrested for writing phone numbers on Wal-Mart bathroom walls.
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doing the tush push in public
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Edited by
rara777
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Thu 07/14/11 08:39 AM
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doing the tush push in public
Was your tush I was pushing.  
So you got to go along for the ride. 
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Stealing lawn chairs.
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Playing with his rope in public.
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doing the tush push in public
Was your tush I was pushing.
So you got to go along for the ride.
The other reason you were arrested
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doing the tush push in public
Was your tush I was pushing.
So you got to go along for the ride.
The other reason you were arrested
 You told me that you were over 18.
Flashing her buns in public. 
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trying to squeeze my buns..tisk tisk tisk
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trying to squeeze my buns..tisk tisk tisk The freshest buns in town.
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Ed was arrested for impersonating a doctor and requiring all servers at the local Hooters to have a "complete" physical
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jayne was arrested for trying to bribe
a police officer with sex to get out of a ticket |
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(((Jayne)))
(((Lori)))
Two of my favorite ladies to give "physicals" too.
Dr. Ed is in his office.
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For not giving me a bouquet today.
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For not giving me a bouquet today.
Posting my bail with a 'bounced' check.
(((Alyx)))
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he mooned me in front of god and everybody
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Taking videos of me mooning her.
 (((Lori)))
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insisting that his chest and thigh were great musical intruments, then proceeding to "play" them.
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Playing "hot oil strip twister" at work!
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