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| Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED | |
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For pretending to be "Santa Clause" to get all the pretty girls to sit on his lap!
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For giving Santa a lap dance.
 
 (((Roberta))) 
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For giving Santa a lap dance.
(((Roberta)))
 (((((((RARA)))))))
For not paying for his lap dance!
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For giving Santa a lap dance.
(((Roberta)))
(((((((RARA)))))))
For not paying for his lap dance!
For wanting to be one of Santa`s lap dancing elves. 
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For kidnapping all the lap dancing elves he had, and locking them up in a room, so she alone could have the job!
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Tripping a lady waiting in line to see Santa
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Edited by
rara777
on
Fri 07/15/11 12:43 PM
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For wanting to pass out Santa`s candy canes.
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Stealing X-mas presents from the orphanage!
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Stealing X-mas presents from the orphanage!
Being Santa`s get away driver.
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Stealing the car we got away in, and holding a gun to my head, to make me drive the car!
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Knows that wasn`t a gun that Santa was holding to her head to make her drive the car.
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Knows that wasn`t a gun that Santa was holding to her head to make her drive the car.
Was it a  ???
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Knows that wasn`t a gun that Santa was holding to her head to make her drive the car.
Was it a ???
Yes it was a ....
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Knows that wasn`t a gun that Santa was holding to her head to make her drive the car.
Was it a ???
Yes it was a ....
Man, im a dumbazz! 
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for being lewd and lucidious
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For showing to much boobs in public
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For talking about sex dreams in public!!(haha, got ya)
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For putting peanut butter in other people's chocolate
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For streaking at the dog park!
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For playing tag with statues
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