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| Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED | |
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For doing a porno film called, "Hottie on the Farm" with rubber chickens, and blow up sheep!
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For putting real beer in the root beer
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For doing the can-can dance in front of the Police station.
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trying to squeeze his size 12 foot into a size 8 shoe
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trying to squeeze his size 12 foot into a size 8 shoe For trying to look up my jeans when she tried to sell me size 12 shoes when I wear a size 10&1/2 EEE. 
Nitey-Nite Valerie 
Catch ya tomorrow. |
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trying to squeeze his size 12 foot into a size 8 shoe For trying to look up my jeans when she tried to sell me size 12 shoes when I wear a size 10&1/2 EEE.
Nitey-Nite Valerie
Catch ya tomorrow. Sweet dreams Ed hugsssss |
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Parkin in middle of the road
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For throwing apples at the produce girl
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for picking up younger men
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For starting a campfire in the middle of the freeway.
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For starting a campfire in the middle of the freeway. for helping me bring the wood to start the fire on the freeway, sorry you were a opalescent to what i did |
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Robbing a train at Disney World.
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Violation of Section 7 paragraph 13 in his poetic license
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for water balloon attacks on unsuspecting pedestrians
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For flashing the moon with her boobies.
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Licking her lips at a turtle
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For not offering a Texan New York cheese cake. Or is it Pizza?
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For not offering a Texan New York cheese cake. Or is it Pizza? Both are quite good
Trying to live Charlie Sheen's lifestyle |
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Is a model at the Boeing factory.
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Lurking the parking lot a Wal-Mart Looking for change
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