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| Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED | |
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bought me for a night of fun out of lovesun's car
 
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hey I had a few to drink.... but why on earth were you smuggling men over the boarder in the trunk of your car... and why were they all naked? LMFAO. I like you already, girl!!! 
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*takes a bow* and do I even want to know what you were using the french tickler for from the other thread with those guys in your trunk.
Heaven you know you liked it. |
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*takes a bow* and do I even want to know what you were using the french tickler for from the other thread with those guys in your trunk. Heaven you know you liked it. I did indeed! 
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prostituted himself for a night of fun in a trunk
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grand theft auto, but she only really wanted what was in the trunk
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grand theft auto, but she only really wanted what was in the trunk With how long since I got any damn straight. Hey you would have gotten off scot free if you would have kept your mouth shut and not told the cops that you crawled in there willingly. |
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Edited by
meanmarthajean
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Mon 06/14/10 11:55 AM
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taking flowers off cemetery headstones
just kidding 
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For dyeing her dog's fur pink.
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for molesting meanmartha's dog
   
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For driving a VW Bug painted like the General Lee from the Dukes of Hazard just like he was IN the Dukes of Hazard!
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for tryin to get into Dasie dukes pants
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"Borrowing" Daisy Dukes for Andy.
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for drinking everyone's beer
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For hookin up with Bush.
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for talking without moving his lips
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For dancin naked on the streets
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trying to fly without wings
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Fartin in public places
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looking for love in all the wrong places
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