*Warning this is explicit*



Narcissistic hypochondriac
I wonder how many times you’ve been labeled that
I still can’t believe how drastically you changed
And yet have the audacity to point the f***in blame
Archetypal user preset to dispose
Leaving a path of trash along with his prose
Your talk of violence and endless consumptions
never made you look tough
And you turned into quite the victimized b!tch
when the situation got rough
You selfish, self-absorbed piece of f***
It’s no wonder why you don’t have any luck
I stopped caring for you when you stopped caring for us
Your love was never shown more to me than to a whore on the bus
Bed-wetting and daddy issues
That’s all I can remember of you
You lied about everything
You never gave a f*** about me
Pretentious drama is all you could give
You threw us away so you could drown in your s**t
You really are a miserable pr!ck
So do me a godd@mned favor; go eat a f*ckin d!ck!

Hi everyone!

Where's the guest of honor?





Maybe he's getting some birthday spankins.

Today he's 30!

Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too.

To my awesome friend!!!

When things don't taste like bacon, now they can with just one squeeze!

for Garrett

They say some senses are heightened when other senses are lost. Mega-epic orgasms could transform someone into a blind, vibrating, crime fighting badazz.
People would say, "It's a bird, It's a plane, no, wait, it's... G-spot the prude avenger!"

something like that.