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| Topic: YOU LIE!! | |
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I am the center of the universe!
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Im 5'9. 135lbs. Make $800,000 a year. Im single and mentaly stable. Wow... Me too LOL except I'm 5'8"  
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I just inherited a large sum of money from a long lost relative in Africa...
all I have to do is give out all my personal information to the nice man who sent me the email to tell me about it... |
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i joined here sunday. met my dreamgirl a hour after . she lives 3 blocks from me. im so happy. to top it off my numbers came in 3 million. i can't believe it lifes good .
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I'm a nice guy and I can't really decide among the droves of women that constantly demand my attention. Right now I'm just dating them round robin.
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you are right and I amn wrong
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I am not typing one handed because i am stroking myself
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I can leap tall buildings in a single bound
I can run faster than a speeding train |
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When I here the words "OH MY GOD!", I always reply "Yes, my child".
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I just joined my local police force.
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When I see a woman with a mini skirt sitting in front of me and she is wearing no panties, I close my eyes.
 
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I don't swear and I wear panties everyday
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When I see a woman with a mini skirt sitting in front of me and she is wearing no panties, I close my eyes.
You tell lies !!!!
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When I talk to myself, nobody listens
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Everybody on here is always politicaly correct and never tries to hurt anybodies feelings.
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I am a nice guy
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You lie.
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"Walk a hundred yards with a real man and he'll tell you at least seven lies."
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And think about having sex with you at least ahundred times.
(or the girl walking in from of you) |
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I AM the man from Nantucket
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