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Of course i washed my hands after peeing!
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of course i don't fancy you're sister
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Its not really a catfood sandwich
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Its not really a catfood sandwich
that's fishy.... |
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Yes. They're real. The scars are from a childhood injury.
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"I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you". <-One of the biggest lies ever told!
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I love it when you **** on my chest
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I love it when you **** on my chest
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I want to spend the rest of my life with you....just not right now.
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no sir, there is nothing in the trunk
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I once told my son I fly around in the sky on my broom at night when he sleeps...LOL he beleived meeeeeeee
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No, it's me, not you, I swear.
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what do you mean there's something floating in the toilet it's not mine
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I once told my son I fly around in the sky on my broom at night when he sleeps...LOL he beleived meeeeeeee
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the checks in the mail
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I've only had one beer officer
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Affordable healthcare for everyone.
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I'm pregnant, it's yours, let's get married.
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I'd do anything for you
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nope never done that before
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