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All men can multi task
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No you look good
No really You do I swear!!!!! |
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YOur lucky at least you got the kids.
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I drive BETTER when I'm drunk
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Im just gonna have one quick beer
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i love paying maintainence and not alowed to see the children
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I Love Paying Rent!!!
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I can't wait to pay my taxes on time
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I won't cum in your mouth...
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I won't cum in your mouth... In that case i'm off home |
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I had three sons via immaculate conception because I'm a virgin... I'm God and I'm the father |
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I had three sons via immaculate conception because I'm a virgin... I'm God and I'm the father I suppose the child support check is in the mail too, huh God? |
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I had three sons via immaculate conception because I'm a virgin... I'm God and I'm the father I suppose the child support check is in the mail too, huh God? My brother as the money I only give love. |
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Money doesnt bring you happiness.
fkn well does! |
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i love everybody here on mingle
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I HAVE NEVER MASTURBATED!!! |
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I've never peed in the shower
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I HAVE NEVER MASTURBATED!!! me neither.. |
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Im 5'9. 135lbs. Make $800,000 a year. Im single and mentaly stable.
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I just inherited a massive inheritance from my long long long long long lost uncle's, brother's, neighbor's, 1st mother in law's, cousin, twice removed.
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