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| Topic: YOU LIE!! | |
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I created the big bang |
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 I can't even lie about a lie
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I really am a 36 Double DDDDDDD!!!
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I can't even lie about a lie
 
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I didn't fart. It was her.
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I love you.
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No ocifer, I was not speeding
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I have a hot man stashed under my bed and I only let him out at night to service me and cook me breakfast the next morning. 
oooo How do I get me one of those?
You can borrow him whenever you like, he's very willing and eager... |
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I love big hairy sweaty balls being dangled in my face
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I really am a 36 Double DDDDDDD!!!
Give me back my bra!!
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I love big hairy sweaty balls being dangled in my face Dan, you are supposed to lie. The thread isn't called tell me the truth. 
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I love big hairy sweaty balls being dangled in my face Dan, you are supposed to lie. The thread isn't called tell me the truth.
I just KNEW someone would say exactly that! |
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I love big hairy sweaty balls being dangled in my face Dan, you are supposed to lie. The thread isn't called tell me the truth.
I just KNEW someone would say exactly that! Now lie to us Baby! |
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Kanye west sings country better than taylor swift.
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I really am a 36 Double DDDDDDD!!!
Give me back my bra!!
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I love big hairy sweaty balls being dangled in my face Dan, you are supposed to lie. The thread isn't called tell me the truth.
I just KNEW someone would say exactly that! Now lie to us Baby! You look nice today.. |
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I really am a 36 Double DDDDDDD!!!
Give me back my bra!!
Ooohh, I'd totally buy one, I need extra support... |
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Try it. It tastes like chicken.
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Pet the dog. He don't bite. Aint my dog.
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Yes baby you are the best
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