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Lick the stopsign. It won't hurt.
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I won't come in your mouth.
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Yes.......I did have an orgasm!!!
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Yes.......I did have an orgasm!!! No really baby, didn't you feel it. |
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Yes.....I love it when you squeeze my nipples like radio dials!!!
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I didn't really send you all those text messages, and leave all those voice mails and it really wasn't me camped outside your house all night last week. And the sounds you heard in your basement wasn't me trying to dig a tunnel through the floor. It's a setup I tell you!
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No really its nice when you scrape your teeth along it and make it bleed.
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i'd post a reply if i wasn't friggin laughin so much
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Yes.....I love it when you squeeze my nipples like radio dials!!! I'll never understand why men think that's a good idea. |
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Yeah, its got low miles.
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Edited by
chef46
on
Thu 09/17/09 12:16 PM
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yeah yeah of course i love you
and yes of course I'll respect you in the morning |
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Size doesn't matter!
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Yes i do like your cats, especially the unfriendly ones, they are really cute.
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Size doesn't matter! Best lie yet! |
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Lemme buy you a shot of jack. (get em a shot of scotch) ooof.
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I'll be ready in 5 minutes
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Don't pay the smell any attention, it'll go away on it's own.
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More than a handful is a waste
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Yes the gory horror scene is over now, you can look.
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No really babe, you're the best I've ever had.
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