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was on a bus once, it was in the middle of the night, and I had a box of
crackers and a can of Easy Cheese. It was dark, and it was a surprise how much cheese I had applied on each cracker. That's why they should have a glow-in-the-dark version of Easy Cheese. It's not like the product has any integrity to begin with. If you buy a room-temperature cheese that you squeeze out of a can, you probably won't get mad because it glows in the dark too. |
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This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of
$19.95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to be hard. The mailman will get shot, the envelope will not seal, the stamp will be in the wrong denomination. The final payment must be made in wampum. |
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I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really
excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed. |
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Ok that's enough of those for now
LMAO |
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grrrrrrrrrr some one make me smile....
WTF Izzie? No I'm not doing karate....lol |
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Smile Damn it Smile
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what's wrong wifeeee?
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Life sucks and I'm bored...LOL
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SMILE!!!!
or go do karatie.. if you cant smile i recomend yoga rather than karatie tho.... heyah!! hehe 
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awwwww wifeeeeeee...come here...I wanna show you something...
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hey , a dorks club , i want a position !
which seat can i fill? |
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I got into a fight with my rice crispies this morning
I distinctly heard Snap.... Crackle.... F#$% him LMFAO |
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hehe, you can be treasurer,,, keep good trackof the imaginary money!!!
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But I thought I was treasurer!
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chris... its as scary in your head as it is in mine....
watch out for the cobwebs.... terry wants to kno what meds you areon.. and if they kicked your ass... hehe |
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hahaha snap crackle,, i knew i added him as a friend for some reason =P
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i thot you were secretary.. youkno the hot sceretary that makes all the
wifes jelous!!!!!!!!! |
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Idk Jess said I was treasurer last night...LOL
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Everyone wants you to have a "nice day"
"Have a nice day" What if I don't want to have a nice day what if maybe just maybe I have had 122 nice days in a row and now I am ready for a crappy day no one ever wishes you a cappy day it just doesn't sound right they are all "have a nice day" yeah yeah "can I have my F n change please?" LMAO |
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fine be treasurer, but they ae not as sexy as you... you could be the
queen of the treasurers... |
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