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LMAO@JEss
I bought myself a parrot; the parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry," so it died |
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dorks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I tried to walk into Target, but I missed. I think the entrance to
Target should have people splattered all around. Then when I finally walk in, the guy says "Can I help you?" "Just practicing! |
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SO IF BREAD ALWAYS LANDS BUTTER SIDEDOWN N CATS ALWAYSLAND ONTHEIR FEET,
WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU STRAP A PIECE FO TOAST TO THE BACK OF A CAT, N DROP THEM BOTH????????? OOPS.. caps lock again |
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Did you at least give him a drink of Rum? Maybe that's why he
died............ |
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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got
a cake. |
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3 guys walked into a bar...
youda thunk one of em woulda seen it... |
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I want to be a race car passenger. Just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say,
man, can I turn on the radio?" "You should slow down." "Why we gotta keep going in circles?" "You really like Tide." |
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I don't know, why don't you try it beth? If they don't fall on their
feet, at least they'll slide with ease............... |
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I'm not good at golf, I never got good. I never got a hole in one, but I
did hit a guy. And that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell "Fore", but I was too busy mumbling "There ain't no way that's gonna hit him." What's the par for hitting a guy? One. If you hit a guy in two, you are an asshole. |
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I wanted to go into spencers one day to buy some essentials.....but when
I walked in, I realized it was a candle shop........So I bought a candle holder. Sorry Chris........ |
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lol@jess
so i was thinkin.... thats all, just wanted to let you kno.... |
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LMAO@JESS
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I was in a casino, I was standing by the door, and a security guard came
over and said "You're gonna have to move. You're blocking the fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit... Unless you're a table. |
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lmfao!!!!
ok that one was friggen hillarious!!! my cat is growling at my bby swing... like its gunna atack her or sumthin.. |
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Whenever I walk people try to hand me out flyers. And when someone tries
to hand me out a flyer, it's kinda like they're saying "Here, you throw this away. |
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I saw a pig flying one day and wondered to myself, "since when can pigs
fly"......And then I remembered that song by the Beatles......Piggies.........And just said "Oh well...No Bacon tonight....Pigs are hard to catch!!". |
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have youever wondered?????????????
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so why DO they have locks on the doors of the 7-11... they are open
365/24/7 |
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