Here you go Dorks

Read this one


I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to
wait."

hiya--ya'll--

this is not the rum thread Shadow LMAO

mmmmmmmmmmmmm rrrrruuuuummmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


oh damn wrong thread...

I like when you reach into the vending machine to grab your candy bar,
that flaps goes up to block you from reaching up. That's a good
invention. Before that, it was hard times for the vending machine
owners. "What candy bar are you getting?" "That one, and every one on
the bottom row!"

oopsy--

that's what I thought Shadow

wtf chris?!?!?!





go to sleep!!








or drink more coffee!!!!

coffee with rum of course...aaaaaaaaaaand milk

They said you can swear on XM radio. No shiv, 'cause nobody can hear it.
You can swear in the woods, too.

I think they could take sesame seeds off the market, and I wouldn't even
care. I can't imagine five years from now saying, "Damn, remember sesame
seeds? What happened? All the buns are blank!" They're gonna have to
change that McDonald's song, "Two all beef patties, special sauce,
lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a ... bun." How does a sesame seed
stick to a bun? Thats ****ing magical! There's got to be some sesame
seed glue out there. Either that or they're adhesive on one side. Take
the sesame seed out, remove the backing, place it on the bun. Now your
bun will look spectacular! What does a sesame seed grow into? I dunno,
we never give them a chance. What the **** is a sesame? It's a street.
It's a way to open... shiv

DORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal

Well what about all of our invisible friends? Did they remix too?

W T F? ? ?? ? ? ? ?




SOMEONE MAKE HIM STOP!



OR ILL START ASKING BOUT THE COLORS AGAIN

I sit at my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go
get a pen and I write it down. Or if the pen's too far away, I have to
convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny

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I do the same thing........Last night I was composing a poem in my head,
but I forgot what it was now........And you know what's even weirder? I
had a dream one night that I wrote a hit song and it was a really good
one too...........But when I woke up, I couldn't remember for the life
of me, how it went.