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      One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental  illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you. | |
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      hey song!!!!!!!!!!!! <---------Still waving in the wrong direction What is wrong with me? LMFAO der dee dippy doo daa BORT BORT BORT | |
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      have you ever noticed that the word "stewardess" is the longest word you  can type with your left hand? | |
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      if you were traveling at the speed of sound and turned the car radio  on....would ya hear it? | |
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      if you were traveling at the speed of light, and turned your car lights  on....would ya see 'em? | |
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      Sticks arm in air. I put myself forward as the English ambassador in Germany.     | |
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      good ones ellgee1976 LOL | |
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      After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of  the water? | |
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      Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed?
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      Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed  of smell? | |
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      Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?
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      What do chickens think we taste like?
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      What do people in China call their good plates?
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      What do you call a male ladybug?
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      Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep  it? | |
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      What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
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      lmao...
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      What happened to the first 6 UP's?
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