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      What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass?
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      der dee dee banananana na na na na bort bort bort | |
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      What if hell really did freeze over? What would we be using instead?
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      hey lg--
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      Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
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      What is the speed of dark? hey shadow :D | |
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      What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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      What's the synonym for thesaurus?
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      George Carlin is so funny
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      Chris, Read your email
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      When day breaks who fixes it? Does killing time damage eternity? When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to? | |
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      Help? Is there a doctor in the house????????ß ROTFLMFAO                 | |
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      Is muffin the mule a sexual offense?
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      If I'm into flagelation, Necrophillia and beastiality, am I flogging a  dead horse. | |
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      If we've got dry ice, how come we haven't got dry water?   | |
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      I'm on it Jess
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      Where are the germs that cause 'good' breath? When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress? Where do they get Spring water in the other 3 seasons? How come wrong numbers are never busy? Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg? | |
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      How do I set my laser printer on stun? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? | |
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      hiya!!!
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