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| Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME - part 2 | |
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but the innertube still leaks
I put in Cerveza |
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And I really fell off the wagon this time...
I put in an autographed picture of Putin! |
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Which I sold on Ebay
And put in a movie about history |
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I watched it. I`m kind of a history nerd.
I put in the dvd 3:10 To Yuma |
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I used the dvd as a coaster since I'm still holding on to my Sony Beta-max video cassette player, hoping it'll make a comeback.
I put in three alligator eggs in the spirit of Easter! |
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and out came the Easter Rabbit wearing alligator skin shoes
I put in Easter Egg Chocolate Candy |
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I gave it to the kids...
and I put in an Easter bonnet... |
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and I bought a matching bag & shoes..Voila! my Easter outfit!
I put in a black rotary phone |
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...and get one of those futuristic brick cell phones
I put in some hair clippings. |
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and u got one of Beyonce's hair extensions
I put in some trident gum |
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and I got to push the "go" button to the Trident Missile
I put in a Telephoto lens |
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and u got a photo shoot with madonna
I put in some old magazines |
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and got lots of junk mail soliciting you to renew your subscriptions
I put in my car keys |
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...and found yourself a designated driver...
I put in 3 viagra pills and a blow up doll... |
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and I kept the Viagra pills and gave you the blow up doll
I put in a James Bond Secret Agent Attache Case |
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I found "P@ssy Galore" hiding in one of the hidden compartments.
I put in James Bond`s Austin- Martin ZZZZZZZZZZZup Jhavez 
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and then I put a Small Block Chevy Engine in it.
Hey Rara, what up?
I put in a set of Beer Mugs |
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...I jumped in the "fine car" and drove through "Sonic" and got a cherry slushy
...then I put in a "red tongue" 
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I found "P@ssy Galore" hiding in one of the hidden compartments. I put in James Bond`s Austin- Martin ZZZZZZZZZZZup Jhavez
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...I jumped in the "fine car" and drove through "Sonic" and got a cherry slushy ...then I put in a "red tongue"
Damn! This traffic jam! |
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