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| Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME - part 2 | |
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and I stold your identity.
I put in an electrical charge. |
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I got the best shocking of my life.
 
I put in a Van Halen box set before they became Van Hagar |
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and I got a pair of Vans Deck Shoes
I put in a Las Vegas Stripper |
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 I spent all my money on a lap dance
I put in the strippers sister |
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and I had to hitch hike home from Vegas, cause I bought too many lap dances
I put in Holly, Kewe, Linda and Mari |
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Invited you, Boone, Fetts and myself and we all had a great party.
I put in the left over beverages from the party |
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and we partied again the next day!
I put in a party bus. |
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and we all went to Florida to party at Kewe's place
I put in a Keg of Bud Light |
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and we put it on a fishing boat.
I put in a deep sea fishing trip. |
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and we caught the other kind of barracuda
I put in a crab |
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And I had the best steamed crab legs ever!
So I put in a bottle of Captian Morgan! |
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and we drank Rum and Cokes till we puked
I put in a white towel |
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And I used that flag to surrender
So, I put in an hot tub... |
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and it the water got hotter as the night went on
I put in a tap of beer |
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Edited by
Meg8771
on
Mon 03/16/09 05:12 PM
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And I drak that beer,
so I put in hot wings with ranch! |
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and the ranch chickens flew the coop
I put in a noisy Rooster |
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who pecked me
so I returned the favor and put in a woodpecker... |
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I`m behaving myself on this one.
I got in trouble on the first page for making a viagra joke. 
I put in a BBQ`D chicken |
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and served it at a family picnic
I put in Leprechaun |
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And I took his GOLD!!!
But, I put in a 4 leaf clover and some green beer for you... |
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