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| Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME - part 2 | |
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used the ruby to complete a statuette in a lost cave and was attacked by blood-thirsty bats
I put in moose |
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and out came a Taxidermist
 
I put in a Plane ticket to Las Vegas |
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And out popped a hooker's business card
I put in a bag of rice |
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and came a newlywed couple
I put in a Black Sombrero |
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and I had a sexy spanish accent
I threw in a bowling ball 
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Edited by
Jhavez
on
Thu 03/25/10 03:49 PM
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and I put a wig on it
I put in a Tractor Tire |
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hehehehe!
Well, I finally got to drive the Torro! I threw in a cutain |
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I got a shower.
I put in some shake and bake pork chops.  (((Christine))) 
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It became bacon :D
put in a tampon |
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Used the strings to floss with.
I put in a box of enzyite. |
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and out came an 80 year old man with a hard hat
I put in a cup of milk |
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Elsie and Elmer were dancing, and mooing.
I put in a 2 lb. Chocolate Easter bunny. |
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And got a tummy ache.
I put in a camel hump... |
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I found a camel toe and a moose knuckle.
I put in a pack of Camel Filter 99`s. |
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and out came a 99 with the first 9 upside down
I put in a pair of edible panties |
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 I put them on your cousin Charo and had a munchin` good time.
I put the video of Charo and I in the machine. 
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and a limp sausage came out
I put in a bowl of Cheerios. |
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and a limp sausage came out
I put in a bowl of Cheerios. Good one. 
The Cheerio`s kid and Cheerio`s Sue got kinky in the bowl of cheerios. 
I put in a bowl of Captain Crunch. |
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and out came a tune, Yo Ho Yo Ho..........
I put in nothing because I am going to turn this thread
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and out came nothing because the thread is almost turned
I put in air |
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