Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME - part 2 | |
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I hosted a Clint Eastwood film festival.
I put in a barrel (large sized) of popcorn |
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and u got a vat of hot butter poured on you
I put in a Barbie doll |
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I went bankrupt keeping her in clothes.
I put in a G.I.Joe action figure. G`morning (((jasmine))) |
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and he was sent to battle
I put in a subscription to Netflix |
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I received movies that I haven`t seen in a long time.
I put in a home theater |
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and he charged his neighbors to watch porn flicks
I put in a large bucket of buttered popcorn |
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and he charged his neighbors to watch porn flicks I put in a large bucket of buttered popcorn You know you`re the usher. We split the profits from the flicks and the popcorn. I put in a hot tub to go with the theater |
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and now all the mingle girls are putting on their swimsuits
I put in a Limo to pick up all the mingle girls to take them to your place |
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and evryone ate the popcorn while watching the porn flicks!
I put in a teddy bear |
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Everybody hugged the teddy bear.
I put in some fried chicken |
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and I got some beer and we had lunch
I put in a dead watch |
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I got it repaired for you.
I also put in a package of watch batteries |
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and the energizer bunny came knocking on your door
I put in a pair of alligator skin boots |
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Edited by
kewe
on
Thu 03/26/09 06:51 PM
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and you got an airboat ride in the Everglades.
I put in a buckin' bronco. |
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We played rodeo all night
I put in a can of reddi whipp |
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and she got ready to get whipped
I put in a Biker Chic on a bike with a big fat rear tire |
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I got lost in the buns.
I put in a lottery ticket |
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Playin by myself again
I put in a "Blue Collar Comedy Tour" dvd. |
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You get r' done
I put in a blow up doll |
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and you take it to bed with you every night
I put in a spare tire |
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