Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME - part 2 | |
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...and I found one of your hairs in the empty box of chocolates, so I made a voodoo doll of you...
I put in a love spell! |
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......and suddenly all the dogs in the neighborhood are attracted
to you! I put in a baked pretzel |
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...and started singing Hannukah songs in the shower...
I put in your voodoo doll! |
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but it escaped! never to be found again....
I put in your Mingle2 pic |
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...and I realized why I don't get any dates on mingle²...
I put in my suicide note. |
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and got a new outlook on life
I put in my sanity |
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and the men in the white coats put u on surveillance
I put in some jell-o |
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We got "jiggley" with it.
I put in a can of reddi whipp to go with the jello |
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and I added some strawberries in case we ran out of jello
I then put in some chicken noodle soup |
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and felt a cold coming on
I put in a pot of fresh cooked tamales |
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and I got some beer and dinner was served
i put in an ice pack |
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I used it on my knee
I put in a banana cream pie |
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and I used it as a facial
I put in a Louis Armstrong CD |
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...and I thought to myself, what a wonderful world...
I sobered up and put in a hate mail. |
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and it accidentally got opened in the mail and it came back to you
I put in some eye gel |
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...and I used the eye gel to pop out my glass eye and mailed it to you so that I could keep an eye on you...
I put in a handbook "How To Be Nice To People For Dummies!" |
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I followed it, and became meaner
I put in a blue magic marker |
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...and I wrote my name 3922 times before the magic marker ran outta ink...
I put in some goat cheese! |
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and got some spread for your crackers
I put in a blood sample |
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...and you tested negative for HIV.
I put in some Archie comics. |
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