Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME - part 2 | |
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I joined the "Jenny Craig" weight loss program
![]() I put in a hot fudge sundae. |
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and he saved it for his "hot' neighbor till Monday
I put in a bottle of Pepto Bismo |
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I got sick. Can`t stand Pepto-Bismo
I put in a bottle of tums. ![]() ![]() |
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and he got caught at a sit and spin competition.
i put in a bottle of vitamin water |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Where you been girl? Long time no see. I mixed it with some kool-aid I put in a rolodex |
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and he has all the women minglers info on it
I put in a fried computer |
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I recycled it
I put in a 500 gig external hard drive. |
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and all the porn videos he had on it reduced the available space to 23KB
![]() I put in a subscription to Good Housekeeping Magazine |
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![]() ![]() I put in the casserole of the month |
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and added some Jalapenos to make it the Mexican Dish of the Day
I put in a pair of black socks |
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I added a tux and went out mingling with the "money" crowd.
![]() I put in some hot dogs and potato chips |
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and called up some friends and told them, bring the beer because I got da food (what up rara)
I put my tax return |
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I got audited
![]() ![]() I put in tickets to opening day in Cleveland |
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and traded them for tickets to a pre season Browns game
I put in a bottle of Listerine |
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now you and your toilet bowl smell alike
I put a crossword puzzle book |
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And jasmine helped me work the puzzles
I put in a jumble puzzle book |
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And I got asll jumbled and puzzeled
So I pit in a crossword puzzle |
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And I got asll jumbled and puzzeled So I pit in a crossword puzzle ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I finished up the crossword puzzles by looking in the back for the answers. ![]() I put in a sub sandwich. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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and I got drunk at a bar and ended up getting sandwiched between two hot Russian submarine naval officers...
...I put in all my AA and NA chips and dip! |
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And I pulled out a cold beer and a cigarette.
So I put in a patch..... (Good Morning Rara - you HOTTIE!) |
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