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| Topic: Jokes that crack you up but others don't find ' funny | |
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Edited by
uk1971
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Wed 01/14/09 05:13 AM
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Some of mine have to be.............................
There are two snowmen in a field. One says to the other "can you smell carrots?" What's brown and sticky? A stick! Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! Gets me every time So do you have any jokes that only you find funny?!  
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yep...what has 10,000 legs but can't walk???
jerry's kids |
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oh yeah....
read your freakin' e-mail 
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yep...what has 10,000 legs but can't walk??? jerry's kids ouch 
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how do you know adam was white?
ever try to take a rib from a black man?
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What's green and eats nuts?
Syphylis
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These are hilarious lol
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef What do you a call a cow that's had an abortion? De-calf-inated. What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff What do a call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer What do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no penis? Still no F**king eye deer Ok that's all I have for now. |
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What do you a dog with no legs?
Anything you like. It won't come to you. What do you call a dog with no tongue? Scruffy bollocks What do you call a female clown? A clunt. 
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Two cows in a field. One says, "So watcha think abouth this mad cow disease?" The other replies "Why would I care, I'm a tractor"
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What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink??
Waa Taa!!! and... What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts cost a $1.25 and Deer nuts are under a buck! (sound of crickets!) Too funny!!! |
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a termite with bad teeth walks into a saloon and asks "Is the bar tender here?"
Jesus walks into a hotel and places 3 nails on the counter, asks "can you put me up for the night?" A 99yr. old lady wants to commit suicide and asks her dr. what is the most sure way. The dr. says shoot yourself in the heart. the old lady doesn't remember where it is and asks. The dr told her "two inches below the left nipple" So the poor dear went home and shot herself in the knee. |
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Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies.
Two cannibals are eating a clown, one looks to the other and says, Does this taste funny to you? |
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How many one-legged women work at I-Hop?
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i met a girl the other day with a prosthetic leg.
she introduced herself as eileen sideways |
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ok so........no nevermind they are known around these parts as some of the worst jokes in the world i would prolly get banned for sayin them on this site but if i see five posts that say i should tell it then i will... and risk my loss on this site.....remember they are just jokes and in no way do i believe in these horrible jokes......its like the first time u hear them ur completely shocked and u think the person is a sick miserable bastard that should be shot but the more u hear them u want to share with friends.....damnit! their just bad.......so remember five posts and ill tell them....some of u might have heard them b4
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ok so........no nevermind they are known around these parts as some of the worst jokes in the world i would prolly get banned for sayin them on this site but if i see five posts that say i should tell it then i will... and risk my loss on this site.....remember they are just jokes and in no way do i believe in these horrible jokes......its like the first time u hear them ur completely shocked and u think the person is a sick miserable bastard that should be shot but the more u hear them u want to share with friends.....damnit! their just bad.......so remember five posts and ill tell them....some of u might have heard them b4 f you're concerned that they may get you into trouble, try emailing them to one of the mods for verification first.  
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ok so........no nevermind they are known around these parts as some of the worst jokes in the world i would prolly get banned for sayin them on this site but if i see five posts that say i should tell it then i will... and risk my loss on this site.....remember they are just jokes and in no way do i believe in these horrible jokes......its like the first time u hear them ur completely shocked and u think the person is a sick miserable bastard that should be shot but the more u hear them u want to share with friends.....damnit! their just bad.......so remember five posts and ill tell them....some of u might have heard them b4 If you're concerned that they may get you into trouble, try emailing them to a mod firs asking for verification.
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Other awful jokes that I couldn't help laughing at;
what to do when an epileptic is having a fit in your swimmingpool,,,,throw in your laundry. why Helen Kellar (the deaf, blind woman) couldn't drive a car, she was a woman. why wheelchair athletes don't do hurdles, they're too hard on their forheads. the hardest part of eating a vegetable,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, getting it out of the wheelchair. |
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One set i won't share but if your interested are dead baby jokes, bad taste but so retarded i laughed at them.
I had a joke about a pencil but I forgot the point. *rimshot* |
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dreaming that you're drinking the world's biggest margarita and waking up to find your toilet rimmed with salt.
100 blind lesbians in a fish market (gods gonna get me) the pope going to mount olive and popeye beating him up. growling at well wishers "don't tell ME what kind of day to have" asking the clerk about anti-pursperent and when they ask if you want the ball kind, saying "no I want the under-arm kind" sprinkling sweet n low out on the restaurant table, chopping it in lines and when the waitress asks what you are doing, tell her that its diet coke. |
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