What do you call 10,000 rabbits walking backwards?


A receding HARE line............

God was doing his rounds in the Garden of Eden when he came across the serpents just hanging around the bunch of fallen dead trees He had placed them in to procreate. He asked the serpents
"Why haven't you serpents gotten around to mating? Don't you know your purpose here is to procreate and be fruitful.
To that the serpents replied,
"Adders don't use logs to multiply."

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your wall?

Art

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?

Phil


A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't serve food here".

A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "We don't serve string here". The string goes outside and around the corner, twists himself around and messes up his hair, then walks back into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Aren't you the string that was just in here?". The string replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

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what do you call a cow that plays hockey?

mario lemoo

One turkey turns to the other..and says
'Psstt...I don't want to alarm you, but I heard carol singers the other night!'......

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lmfao. too effing funny.

A man says to his wife:
"Tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time"
His wife thinks about this for a few minutes and replies:
"your penis is much bigger that your brothers"

I went into my kitchen last night and as I was walking past the fridge, I thought i heard 2 onions singing a Bee-Gees song.....
When I opened the fridge door it was just my chives talking.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in your hot tub?.... Stew!

what do you call a guy with no arms and legs- waterskiing?....Skip!

what do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hole? well its either Doug or Phil!

Two polish hunters were in the wood and they came to a fork in the path and the sign said- bear left so they went home lol

this is from back in the day.....Why does Bill Clinton wear pants?..................to keep his ankles warm

that last one certainly applies to a neighbour of mine.

I thought Zappa was dead???

Two guys walk into a bar....one ducks!

young girl doing so sewing with her monther stabs the needle into her finger

"owch mummy i've stabbed myself with the needle can i have some cider to put on it?"
"Cider" say the mother "who told you that"
"well" replies the young girl then she explains that the other night she was outside her big sisters bedroom door when she over heard her say to her boy friend that everytime she gets a Pr*ck she put's it in Cider.

man sat on bar stool with no arms and no legs
man walks up to him and says
"got the time on ya c**k"

That was so bad it was brilliant

That was so bad it was brilliant

A lion spots a monkey walking through the jungle. He grabs him by the neck and roars
"Who's the king of the jungle?".
The frightened monkey says,
"You are, of course, your majesty."
The lion does this to several other animals, with the same results. Then the lion goes up to an elephant, grabs him by the trunk and roars,
"Who's the king of the jungle?"
The elephant picks the lion up with his trunk, bounces him a few times on the ground, grabs his tail, twirls the lion around over his head, and then lets him go flying into a mud puddle.
The lion looks up at the elephant and says,
"Well, if you don't know the answer, just say so !"

"Pardon me, lady",
said the man trying to get back to his seat in the darkened movie theater,
"but did I step on your toes a few minutes ago?"
"You certainly did!!",
said the woman in the aisle seat.
"Good, then I'm in the right row!"
the man said as he went back to his seat.