Topic: Jokes that crack you up but others don't find ' funny | |
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Why did Spock look in the toilet?
He wanted to see the captains log. |
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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?
She had mittens ! |
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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens ! |
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The old couple were sitting in the sun outside their assisted living facility.
He turned to his wife of many years and said: "Remember when we were kids during the Great Depression? We were schoolfriends. We never had much then, but you were always there beside me. I went off to war. I was injured, and had those nightmares, but you were always there beside me. We married after the war, had the kids. Buying the house and paying the bills kept us poor, but you were always there beside me. Then came the credit crunch of the 70's, the the "Recession we had to have" in the 80's. Times were tough, but you were always there beside me. Last year we lost most of our savings in the Global Financial Crisis. We were buggered, but you were always there beside me. I've just worked it out. You're a bloody jinx!" |
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Thats proper funny. If ever that is true oh my days. Don't mess wid Black people an dem food. Dun know braap! (I not religious att allll) The joke is funny. That is a joke I just joined an I get Joke what what.
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how do you know adam was white? ever try to take a rib from a black man? Thats proper funny. If ever that is true oh my days. Don't mess wid Black people an dem food. Dun know braap! (I not religious att allll) The joke is funny. That is a joke I just joined an I get Joke what what. |
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What's the difference between a pig and a drummer ?? Ever see a pig take a dummer home when the bar closes ??
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What's the difference between a pig and a drummer ?? Ever see a pig take a dummer home when the bar closes ?? Oooooooooh. That's so bad it's brilliant. |
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