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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"People tell me that I do not look my age at all." This is another line I see constantly. Does anyone ever say, "You know, you look exactly like your real age" -- ?? "You know, you look exactly like your real age"--?? (Whatever that looks like.  )
Phew, there, I finally said it! I'm glad I got that off my list... 
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"So heres what happened. I took my profile down some time ago. A few weeks back I got wicked bored and put it back up. Now, believe it or not, there are people sending me messages indicating I should move my a** and take my profile down already."
It's not that hard to believe. |
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"Treat others as you yourself would like to be treated. You can never go wrong then." Not as long as you love being taken advantage of....  They really should avoid using absolutes.
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"Life is too short, Let's have some fun. I just know that I have the ability to make that special person feel like King Tut." Dead for 5000 years and trapped in a sarcophagus. How do you suppose she knows how King Tut felt? Perhaps she is channeling him. Or his therapist. |
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"im cool
im chris im 20 im 5'9 i love music i like all kinds of music Be real to me ill be real to you i love cars and working on them My truck is my BABY I LOVE CARS AND BIKES I LOVE GOING FAST ITS IN MY BLOOD" Is this what it's like to be learning English? |
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"Me? I have been living in ****** for about 12 years, am an active, intelligent, diverse, able, educated and cultured man of broad interests and tastes. "
Is there somebody else there? |
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Wow! I just find it so hard to believe there is material for a third installment of stupidity here. Who would have thought such a font of erudite sophistication as online dating would provide such fodder for ridicule? Boggles the mind doesn't it? |
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"First off; I will only answer messages that are spelled correctly and in complete sentences. I'm a grammar nazi, I know, but it is the standard that I hold myself to, and I expect you to as well."
Don't get excited, people, I'm pretty sure that's mine. |
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"There are lots of words i could use to describe myself."
And who's stopping you? |
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"So I have never really been awesome at this part, you know talking about myself, but here we go."
I understand why the Constitution has a Preamble, but are they really de rigueur for a dating site profile? |
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"I love to try new things ia aint scared i am kind of a dare devil. aI guess you can say I am an adrenlain junky. I like to take things slow toll I get to know the person."
Slow Toll would be a good name for a band. |
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"Wanting to meet that special person that makes my stomach flutter every time that i think about him. Want romance flowers just because."
What are romance flowers? |
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"I am a picking eater."
Please tell me this has nothing to do with your nose.... |
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Edited by
Mr_Music
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Mon 02/02/09 06:36 PM
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"First off; I will only answer messages that are spelled correctly and in complete sentences. I'm a grammar nazi, I know, but it is the standard that I hold myself to, and I expect you to as well." Don't get excited, people, I'm pretty sure that's mine.
They'd better get in line and pay attention, they might learn somethin'. |
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"It's not often I reach out for a chat, why not take a Chanch?"
Is that anything like a chinchilla? |
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"I'm 62 years old and looking for somebody to enjoy the 'golden years' with."
I love David Bowie -- "Run for the shadows, run for the shadows...." |
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"Im sweet kind and like the outdoors @ woching wwe im funney im looking 4 a rill man im 56 57 brown hear blue eyes 180 i like county m i like 2 cuttle and hang out with friends and loved ones"
Nothing beats County M, that's for sure. |
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"I am looking for someone that has the same interest that I have."
Which is a bit of a crapshoot since you never did say what that is. |
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"I am looking for someone who is understanding, romantice, knows what family is and means, caring, understanding, great sense of humor."
Should he be understanding, as well? |
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"I think for the first date a very neutral place always works."
Like Switzerland. |
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